i will make you a wheelchair

A widely used term for showing respect to your friend in New Zealand

Bob: completes every dare he's ever be asked by Gary

Gary:dude you've done every dare I've asked since we met now I will make you a wheelchair

by The cunt on the dunny February 7, 2019

The Wheelchair

The thing from the South Park series, what Timmy is sitting on.

Timmyyyyyyy ... said retarded Timmy while sitting on the Wheelchair before getting gased by Zyklon B in the Gas chamber

by BigBruhTheoryBigBang March 6, 2020

Handicapped Turkey In A Wheelchair

Used in situations where you honestly don't know what the fuck to to say.

Girl: "So eh.. I'm pregnant....yeah"
Guy: ".....HANDICAPPED TURKEY IN A WHEELCHAIR"
*Pokerface may be advised in this situation*

by The Zen Within February 3, 2012

rusty wheelchair

a variation of the rusty trombone but involving the receiving party to be in a seated position. To administer this position a purpose built wheelchair would be ideal, if not available a chair with canvas could possibly be used as long as you could cut through the bottom.

after being cornered by my local paraplegic at a friendly social gathering, a scuffle ensued, pants were removed. in the midst of all this excitement she hinted toward the hole in her chair. That was the day i received my first rusty wheelchair.

by dreadsguy and atown June 29, 2010

National Wheelchair Beautification Month

Founded by Horace Knowles suggesting attaching a florist’s water tube near the top of a wheelchair by means of Velcro and inserting the real or artificial flower of your choice. It brightens the day not only for the wheelchair occupant, but for everyone they pass.

I can't wait for National Wheelchair Beautification Month.

by h0twh33ls17 July 11, 2011

Wendy Wheelchair

"Curb Your Enthusiasm Reference." Larry David saved this name on his phone for a female he was dating...she just so happened to be a paraplegic. Wendy Wheelchair was one of Larry's 2 handicapped lovers, the other being Denise Handicapped. He swore he had no idea that Denise was handicapped! As for Wendy he started dating her out of sympathy. Larry can't get enough of dem wheels.

Denise Handicapped: "Larry, who the fuck is in the closet?!?"

Larry: "Uhhhh Wendy Wheelchair???"

*soon after, Rosie O'Donnell chases Larry David off of a flight of stairs. RUHROOH!

by Amerijew June 16, 2011

horizontal wheelchair

While in the middle of fucking her sideways bend her knees backwards and tie them around your back

"Oi that sheila was never the same after i gave her the good ol' horizontal wheelchair"

by RHEEEEEE September 16, 2017