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Weener Banjo

The process of taking any male human being and grabbing the shaft of his penis and pulling it up and tying it around his shoulder. If the genitalia has not ripped by this point, you proceed to take the man and turn him on his side and strum on his stretched out penis as if you would do on a banjo making very melodic and beautiful sounds.
Jeff: Man! This song is so soothing.
Mike: Of course it is, it's made using one of the most beautiful instruments on earth.
Jeff: What would that be?
Mike: The Weener Banjo, of course!
by JuicyWookie February 14, 2012
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Weiner

by panties August 3, 2003
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Weenerscape

the growingly popular version of the MMORPG Runescape, in which players are penises instead of people.
Guy 1: Have you seen gavin today?
guy 2: Yeah, he's playing Weenerscape
by Gayvin Lucky June 10, 2009
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Weiner Sniper

A guy who never misses the bowl when urinating.
Guy: 1
Dude you were hammered last night and you never missed the bowl...your such a weiner sniper.

Guy: 2
Why were you watching me urinate?

Guy: 1
We were having a sniping contest.
by ToadH January 1, 2010
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weenerbeetle

A act of being annoying or extremely retarded, stupid, and/or mental. Also referred to as penisbeetle.
You guys are such weenerbeetles
by chachacha14141414 July 25, 2010
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weinerish

1. Sending a photograph over the Internet to a young, naive, or unsuspecting recipient where the photograph is lewd, explicit, or suggestive.

2. Using a dubious excuse when caught sending something inapprpriate by email, Facebook, twiitter or other electronic means.
1. boyfriend to girlfriend I was going to send you a picture of myself wearing your necklace, but I realized that would be too weinerish.

2. girlfriend to boyfriend Are you trying to tell me that someone else sent an email from your gmail account to my best friend asking her to have a threesome? That is the most weinerish thing I've ever heard.
by UCL 17200 June 18, 2011
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Weiner Withdrawl

When a lady hasn't gotten laid in so long, she begins to go bat shit crazy because she so desperately needs the D. In other words-hurtin for a squirtin.
Damn, son.. she be going through some mad weiner withdrawls. She needs to get some before I give it to her.
by Wahwahweewah October 25, 2013
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