wedding haircut 

The ritualistic shaving and removal of a young groom's hair prior to his wedding. The process not only saps whatever will he has left to resist but renders him symbolically ready to conform to the brides new world order. A cross between a hairbortion and Marine boot camp. The new "style" must be totally lacking in any resemblence to thr groom's former self yet instantly recognizable as pre-nuptually as to cast a further shadow of unattractiveness on said groom during the honeymoon. Generally consists of one stlye and one style only, known to stylist as " do what the bride wants".

Nice wedding haircut Tyler. Tomorrow must be the big day then?

wedding haircut by monkeyman1968 June 10, 2014

Wedding Gangbang 

Following the wedding reception, the bride is carried by the groom, best man, and all the groomsmen to a private room, normally a bridal suite or bedroom, the groom then sexually shares the bride with the best man and all groomsmen, the groom, best man, and all the groomsmen spend all night, take turns having sex with and gangbanging the bride, until the following morning.

Did you have a Wedding Gangbang at your wedding?

Wedding Gangbang by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 23, 2023

wedding peach 

old anime (like 1994) series getting little girls hyped up for marriage and feminine roles. and skimpy outfits. the opening part sort of looks like a vagina. seriously

don't want to watch wedding peach? then just settle for sailor moon

wedding peach by i hate mushrooms October 11, 2008

wedding ring 

A broken condom wrapped around on a male partner's penis after the completion of vaginal intercourse by an unmarried couple in fairly serious relationship; or thereby, resulting in unexpected pregnancy leading to marriage.

"Last night, I was banging my girl, and I cummed in her not knowing that condom was busted."

"That sucks, man. I hope that wedding ring is not gonna chain you down with that girl."

wedding ring by Nubo March 26, 2008

wedding vail 

when you unleash your load on to a womans forehead so it runs down over their face giving the immpression of a wedding vail!

"spunk on head, watch it dribble down, laugh" = wedding vail

wedding vail by nx0691 August 7, 2007

Wedding Ring 

A huge scam invented by De Beers Group to trick people into spending thousands of dollars for a metal ring with some shiny stone on it.

Why should we buy a wedding ring? Those things are a waste money! We both already know that we love each other, so let's go get married already. No need to buy an overpriced ring.

Wedding Ring by HiThere383329 February 8, 2022

wedding cake 

Any guy who:
a)Is Sweet
b)Has good taste
c)Looks good
d)Has many layers (not one dimensional, blech!)
AND
e)Is reserved for someone else or completely TAKEN (I/E: has a serious/exclusive girlfriend, fiance, or wife.

A true lady may playfully flirt and have and active friendship with a wedding cake, but will NOT agressively flirt or otherwise make serious moves towards a man who is of wedding cake status, no matter how desirable.

"Mike's hot"
"Yeah but he's a total wedding cake."
"Girlfriend?"
"Fiance."
"Damn!"

wedding cake by fabellaregina May 3, 2006