Wanky Twat

noun. Used to describe a person who commits unpleasant deeds for personal gain. Similar to "dick".

Louis: Whats's with that guy?
Laura: I know, he's such a wanky twat.

by Polionius October 6, 2008

Wanky Swap

When your boss makes you and your co-workers swap secret Santa gifts in order for him to be rid a lovingly hand made oven mit he received.

"Now you can either swap presents with a coworker or pick up a new gift. Can I pick the Ipod? Do I have to give it to her?" Wanky Swap!

by Windy and Georgie Girl December 19, 2009

Spanky Wanky

When you ejaculate on your partners bum cheek and then slap it as hard as possible to watch it fly everywhere.

Do you want to come upstairs for a Spanky Wanky. I hope it gets messy!

by Davo375932 February 2, 2021

wanky tottle

Something random that comes out of a persons mouth when they get cruuuunk.

Oh my G-d, I love you guyyssssssss! WANKY TOTTLE.

by Anouk September 19, 2005

Danky wanky

Better than Dank or super cool or good. It's used to describe something someone really loves to indulge in.

That meal was danky wanky, man.

by Linguistrix February 3, 2020

Franky wanky

Franky was a boy who had a wank everyday for a year he even did it at school therefore he was given the nickname frankie wankie, he wanked so much his penis fell off. p.s tonight he met the most amazing person of his life

Boy 1:Hey I just had a wank at school
Boy 2: Dont spread it you might get called FRANKY WANKY
Boy 3: AHAHHAHAHHA

by Franky wanky jr October 21, 2012

Spanky Wanky

The action of a child hitting a family member, other than direct family, due to them being angry or annoyed

Little Edward gave a spanky wanky to his aunt because she kept on calling him little baby

by biggestunicorn May 16, 2020