wankathon

A competition to see who, out of a group of people, can wank for longer.

"She'll win the wankathon. She can wank for longer than anyone!"

by t-ball March 25, 2003

wanka

a girl who is completely flat chested or has a flat ass or a combination of both.

"Man that chick is so flat, she is a complete wanka."

by Officer Jack Meoff February 22, 2008

wanka-bar

A word that you use on various teachers when you have a friend that knows what you are going to say.

Teacher: "Stephanie stand out side!"

Stephanie: what a wanka-bar

Chelsea: bar {same time}

by burbell November 2, 2008

anka wanka

This word means when you wank off but have melted chocolate on your dick

"Bro my dick is burning, i anka wanka last night."

by Eatmychihuahua May 2, 2018

Pig Wanka

Pig Wanka
A “Pig Wanka” is an individual that in essence smells like shit, and masturbates (Wanka), this gives you a Pig Wanka

Fuck this Pig Wanka.
Lidawg get your Pig Wanka out of here.

by Bahb’s Ginormous Glizzy August 13, 2020

wankarse

The word wankarse originates from me. I just said it out of no where when my brother pissed me off.

Since then i have given the word it's own definition that really does make sense.

The word basically means anyone that puts there finger up there arse for pleasure.

This word can also be used if you are pissed off at people

"Hey, you wanna go and see Blazin Squad"
"How about you fuck off, wankarse"

by ashman July 24, 2004

wankathon

n. A long wank

"I wanked for a long time. It was almost a wankathon"

by Ads February 13, 2003