Wampire

A wannabe Vampire.

Edward Cullen is a WAMPIRE.
(No vampire sparkles, bitch)

Person 1: OMG DUDE, I got new fangs from HotTopic.com

Person 2: You fucking wampire..

by BANG_ThatIsAll November 21, 2009

Kitty wampus

The state of an object being physically different or normal then expected, especially related to geometric alignment.

(1) Whoa dude, that truck ahead of us is going down the road like a crab. The rear axel is totally kitty wampus.

(2) The new door we hung is kitty wampus. The top corner isn't flush with the door jamb, and the door won't even close.

by The old kodger March 27, 2009

Poplockin' the wampwamp

Jumping out the window of a house, apartment, or other residential dwelling and completing as many breakdancing moves as possible before hitting the ground (the wampwamp).

That nigga poplockin' the wampwamp from seven up, damn.

by Atomo May 4, 2007

wamplery

Word used to call someone very stupid in a passive way.

You’re such a wamplery man

by ODerpy March 22, 2022

fiz wampe

An alternate word for "television remote" or "clicker". Can also be defined as an alternate word to take the place of a slang, curse, or meaning awesome.

God dammit! I misplaced the fiz wampe and now i have to get up in order to change the television station!

by csul23 December 20, 2010

Wampus

1. A wildcat.
2. A mountain lion.
3. A mythical Tennessee cat-like creature.
4. A possum.

The farmer shot at the wampus one night when it scared the chickens.

by Bonnie Crystal October 21, 2007

Wamplerism

A political belief system based on ultra-conservative or staunchly libertarian ideals combined with provocative and controversial tactics.

I am impressed by your Wamplerism; here is some money.

by Anti-Liberal January 12, 2005