waddage

The act of using wadded up public toilet or restaurant paper towels when your period starts suddenly in public and you have no tampons or kotex.

Jill resorted to waddage when her period started at Denny's.

by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009

Waddupskee

An uncommon greeting, only to be spoken by people with ungodly talent. If said by someone unworthy, yellow balloons will burst from the cranium of the one who speaks it, like bubblegum popping from the mouth of the coolest girl ever.

Waddupskee, weirdo?

by Jaysin xD August 14, 2011

poo waddle

the act of running/waddling to the bathroom trying to sqeeze your cheaks so that the poo doesn't splash out.

I had to poo so bad I was doing the poo waddle all the way home.

by Schweatyballs4all January 26, 2006

waddle waddle

The act of waddling like a duck while trolling for grapes simultaneously.

Tony 'WADDLE WADDLE's long time on his epic troll journey for grapes.

by Duck Club October 19, 2012

wadding

Stuffing; the insides of something

Dayum, when that slit ran the red light and almost hit us, it scared the wadding out of me.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

wadding the can

Having sex while a tampon is present in the vagina.

My girlfriend is pissed at me for wadding the can last night.

by Polar Bear and Jelly October 8, 2007

waddinator

"Waddinator" is a slang term for a semi-retarded student that goes by the name of "Waddington", who is known to bob his head around, and ask questions to his fellow students. His questions usually deal with the topic of metal music, girls, and can be summarized as follows:

"Do you like (band name)?"

"Doesn't (band name) sound like (another band name)?"

Apart from asking these questions, he also has a rather large interest in girls in his school campus. On average, he usually thinks about women 60% of the time, and metal music 40% of the time, but these statistics can change, depending on his hormonal levels.

"Hey, here comes Waddinator."

by Waddinator May 30, 2009