Definitions by Schweatyballs4all

Dry pooing 

similar to the act of dry heaving except the inability to poo

Man I had to poo so bad today but I sat there dry pooing all day!

Dry pooing by Schweatyballs4all January 26, 2006

poo waddle 

the act of running/waddling to the bathroom trying to sqeeze your cheaks so that the poo doesn't splash out.

I had to poo so bad I was doing the poo waddle all the way home.

poo waddle by Schweatyballs4all January 26, 2006