2 definitions by Schweatyballs4all

the act of running/waddling to the bathroom trying to sqeeze your cheaks so that the poo doesn't splash out.
I had to poo so bad I was doing the poo waddle all the way home.
by Schweatyballs4all January 21, 2006
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similar to the act of dry heaving except the inability to poo
Man I had to poo so bad today but I sat there dry pooing all day!
by Schweatyballs4all January 21, 2006
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