whooha

Noun. Another word for a woman's vagina. Best when wet and waiting for you.

"The best part of waking up,is a wet whooha to help you bust the morning nut."

by Bethany&Kody August 31, 2006

whody

A friend or companion.

Sup Whody?

Lets go get some pizza, Whody.

by Brando1985 April 22, 2008

whoopass

A can "opened up" on someone annoying you. Also comes in permutations of diet, caffeine-free, vanilla, all kinds of fruit flavoring which doesn't really taste like fruit, half-calorie, invisible, Dr. Whoopass, energy-formulated, and the New Whoopass, the last being hated by everyone so the company can make millions when people want to open up a can o Whoopass Classic.

Don't make me open a can o' whoopass!

by Xyzzy February 24, 2005

whoooof

The sound of a gay mans fart! When the wind passes through the anus without vibrating the walls due to the enlarged cavity.

Hey Ronny, did you hear that? Sounds windy out. Sorry, I've got gas. "Whoooof"!

by GoNe1 May 31, 2007

whoomp.org

Another internet trickery but an opposite version of meatspin. It is a .gif of a woman showing her vagina and all of a sudden when you hear "Whoomp" a football pops out of her vagina. "Whoomp! There it is" by Tag Team played as a background music. Some might find it eye-burning and some might get an erection...
Another good site to pull a prank on your friends or family

Guy 1- Yo, you gotta check out whoomp.org!
Guy 2- No man, I got scarred so bad 'cause of meatspin
Guy 1- Dude, whoomp.org is an opposite version of meatspin.
Guy 2- Really?! Let's check it out!
(after watching whoomp.org)

Guy 2- ...what ...the ...hell! Dude that was still nasty!
Guy 1- At least it wasn't gay.

by BlooOcean May 1, 2008

Pelvic whoo

A necessary step in blowing bubbles, especially while underwater. The pelvic whoo involves thrusting your pelvis forward while jumping and saying, "WHOO!" It is also advisable to land on your right foot.

Spongebob: Patrick, don't forget the pelvic whoo!

by Jonathon B. January 11, 2009

Opening a can of whoop-ass

(Verb) The act of unleashing a beat-down upon a human being

The drunk dumbfuck wouldn't stop talking shit, so I began by opening a can of whoop-ass on him; now he's being treated for a broken jaw.

by HurricaneLayne December 30, 2009