A Josh White is when some peckerhead lies to another man's wife to convince her to sleep with him
ie. Pretending to be looking for something different than what you are really looking for
ie. Pretending to be looking for something different than what you are really looking for
Ex: Everything was going great until some ass clown pulled the Josh White on me and now I can't trust my wife.
by Mellon September 25, 2017
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To purposely choose a name for your kids that can easily be pronounced.
To purposely choose a name for your kids that can easily be pronounced.
Ex.
Friend 1: What are you naming your daughter?
Friend 2: Hoda
Friend 1: WTF, no one can pronounce that. You need to whitize the name.
Friend 2: What you suggest?
Friend 1: Sarah
Friend 1: What are you naming your daughter?
Friend 2: Hoda
Friend 1: WTF, no one can pronounce that. You need to whitize the name.
Friend 2: What you suggest?
Friend 1: Sarah
by CUPE3902 May 13, 2015
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whitetrash
• whiteboy
• white girls
• whites
• white people
• whitney
• Whitey
• white knight
• whitewash
• White Out
I was in a whiteout & it was freaky to not be able to see even an inch in front of my face! I couldn't even see the ground or my boots!
by Starchylde May 28, 2016
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Because the food that someone had growing up or while away at college, either tasted so bad, or was such poor quality, that they had to hide the taste with something else in order to make it palatable and they couldn't afford to not eat it.
i.e. ranch dressing or ketchup on burnt or over-cooked anything.
They also, in turn, have gotten conditioned to eating this way so they still have to do this to almost all food they consume.
Because the food that someone had growing up or while away at college, either tasted so bad, or was such poor quality, that they had to hide the taste with something else in order to make it palatable and they couldn't afford to not eat it.
i.e. ranch dressing or ketchup on burnt or over-cooked anything.
They also, in turn, have gotten conditioned to eating this way so they still have to do this to almost all food they consume.
Person 1: I NEED some ranch dressing for this.
Person 2: You didn't even try it first, you might like its natural taste.
Person 1: I like the natural taste of ranch dressing. I drown everything I eat in white trash ketchup!
Person 2: You didn't even try it first, you might like its natural taste.
Person 1: I like the natural taste of ranch dressing. I drown everything I eat in white trash ketchup!
by turak001 October 28, 2013
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1. No Super Hero/Comic Book Movies
2. It must be an action film. No questions asked.
3. The Protagonist CANNOT die in the end. dieing & being revived at any point is allowed.
4. Despite the name, Protagonists in said films do not have to be white or even male. just a human being with a vague set of skills being a badass under situations that would mean death for the average citizen.
1. No Super Hero/Comic Book Movies
2. It must be an action film. No questions asked.
3. The Protagonist CANNOT die in the end. dieing & being revived at any point is allowed.
4. Despite the name, Protagonists in said films do not have to be white or even male. just a human being with a vague set of skills being a badass under situations that would mean death for the average citizen.
"dude, are you watching the ENTIRE Die Hard Series?"
"Impossible White Man movies haven't been the same since the 80s. this franchise proves it"
"Impossible White Man movies haven't been the same since the 80s. this franchise proves it"
by Mallard Redgrave May 22, 2014
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if the dude ran out of milk and was on a racetrack he would go down to the stalls and get horse semen by a secret ritual... he then would proceed to make the white brazillian
by meltedcereal August 7, 2012
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Nausea, irritability and short tempers, hostility homicidal impulses, having an urge to go out to Olive Garden, rapid loss of mental clarity, amnesia, kidney failure, muscle aching and weakness, tingling or cramping in the legs, finding Lady Gaga on your iPod, inability to walk, problems sleeping, constipation, impaired muscle formation, waking up in the middle of the night to play World Of Warcraft, erectile dysfunction, temperature regulation problems, nerve damage, mental confusion, urge to eat small children, liver damage and abnormalities, neuropathy, and death.
Nausea, irritability and short tempers, hostility homicidal impulses, having an urge to go out to Olive Garden, rapid loss of mental clarity, amnesia, kidney failure, muscle aching and weakness, tingling or cramping in the legs, finding Lady Gaga on your iPod, inability to walk, problems sleeping, constipation, impaired muscle formation, waking up in the middle of the night to play World Of Warcraft, erectile dysfunction, temperature regulation problems, nerve damage, mental confusion, urge to eat small children, liver damage and abnormalities, neuropathy, and death.
Greg- Man, do you hear about what happened to Jacob last night?
Bill- I heard he was bleeding out his ears and his ass!
Greg- Must be the Whitenugget.
Bill- I heard he was bleeding out his ears and his ass!
Greg- Must be the Whitenugget.
by Guy who ate a chicken mc.nugg. October 14, 2012
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