Refers to metal-fabrication dat you are able to perform with just your own fart-gases due to their being so super-hot dat you can actually use them like a welding-torch.
I made da mistake of sitting on a stack of several nested chairs while chowing down on extra-spicy baked beans, cabbage stew, and hot wings at my buddy's backyard barbeque, and after some uproarious whizzpopping adventures, I ended up butt-welding da chairs together into one solid mass of metal tubing!
by QuacksO February 06, 2021
Where were you this morning were you in bed duvet welding again.
by ManMitre April 28, 2010
Tig Welded is generally used as an insult to describe something being stuck to something or addicted.
If you're playing a game and someone is cheating you can say they're "tig welded" to their chair.
This would insinuate that the user has bad hygiene and never leaves his chair.
If you're playing a game and someone is cheating you can say they're "tig welded" to their chair.
This would insinuate that the user has bad hygiene and never leaves his chair.
This kid is tig welded to his chair, he is hacking on roblox.
My friend is tig welded to Tetris because I swear thats all he plays.
My friend is tig welded to Tetris because I swear thats all he plays.
by Zekro_3300 October 04, 2023
Jack: John, why have you been scratching your balls for ages?
John: You don't understand, man, I got a bad case of ball weld.
John: You don't understand, man, I got a bad case of ball weld.
by Pseudonaut July 02, 2013
by Perpetual_Stiffy October 18, 2015
Machete welding machine is not a human being
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
To pulls ones butt cheek apart from the other in order to tighten the poo lasso achieving a fart sounding of a welder and avoiding old man baritone bum.
by Grumpyolturd May 04, 2019