The Vulcan

Closely related to the shocker. Insertion of the pointer and middle fingers in the vagina and insertion of the ring and pinky fingers in the anus.

I was giving her the shocker but she wanted more, so I stuck my ring finger in her butt and gave her the vulcan.

Vulcanize that ho!

by bruno funkyzeit October 27, 2008

vulch

to eat leftovers, especially those of others

"Are you going to eat that?"
"No, I'm done. Would you like to vulch?"

by Itzamna July 12, 2007

Vulcan Blowjob

When a male is having fellatio performed upon himself, he holds his partner's head in the mind-meld position. If successful he will learn if his partner is grateful for the gift he is giving them.

I turned it into a Vulcan Blowjob. Turns out she's a keeper.

I turned it into a Vulcan Blowjob. Aparantly I shouldn't eat asparagus.

by AtomicPenguinCatcher October 18, 2010

vulcan snorkel

a sexual act when one straddles the face placing the balls in the eye sockets and the penis in the mouth...........resembling the three in a "v"
the man has to be facing the way of the recipients feet.....

Nic gave that bitch a vulcan snorkel...........although it caused her to choke and she couldn't see shit.

by jere from smackjab April 18, 2008

vulcan cock pinch

What happens when a Trekkie masterbates.

Dude . . . I walked in on my roommate last night. Z was applying his Vulcan Cock Pinch.

by DrHogie February 12, 2009

Anus Vulcanus

Anus Vulcanus = Er Diarè ( in norwagian)

hm........... omg? vet ikka åssen jeg skal skrive det!

by MinTeD December 6, 2003

vulcher

A person who shows exsessive attention or excitement towards some thing or someone.

Other forms:
vulch
vulched
vulchin'

Girl 1: That guy is totally checking you out!
Girl 2: Yeah, I know he's a vulcher.

I would have stayed but he was such a vulch

I totally vulched on her shoes.

I can't believe they are coming to town I am totally vulchin'.

by SarahEden August 2, 2006