volkman

Awesome, loving friend ALL ways looking out for HIS friends.

Oh my, he is so volkman.

by Volkman November 19, 2015

Volksviewing

\vōks-vyü-iŋ\ - To unobtrusively examine human behavior without their knowledge in a non-clinical environment

I was volksviewing last weekend at the mall and I saw these kids steal some shirts from hot topic and get busted.

by akrazo January 29, 2009

Volkswagen Effect

Having good behavior when being monitored, but bad behavior when no one is looking.

Based on the 2015 scandal where Volkswagen cars were discovered to have low emissions when the vehicle's system could tell it was being emission tested.

My son is nice to his sister when I'm around, but I worry about a Volkswagen Effect when he knows I can't see them.

by Mad Jim June 5, 2017

Volkswagen Polo FOX

Just like the volkswagen polo, this is the best car in the world, but if you drive this one especially, you are the complete king of volkswagen polos, if its the 86c2f in 1.4 I4 Diesel, you are an abosulte pog champ and my homie

You drive a volkswagen polo? Now knee before my volkswagen polo FOX!

by BakaInThePolo July 9, 2021

to pull a volek

To woo a girl into liking you, then proceeding to go out with her.

Man he pulled a Volek on her!

by For Real Though March 7, 2005

Volkswagen Bonnet

Yet another term describing a lady's private parts, in this case alluding to the subtle, pleasing curve of her pubic mound and how its so agreeably matches the contour of one's hand or that of the luggage compartment cover of an air-cooled Volkwagen Beetle.

North Americans may choose to use "hood" instead of "bonnet" but since "hood" essentially means "foreskin" the elegance of the euphemism is lost. Better stick to "bonnet".

The sobriquet is all the more more powerful if the lady has cared to shave.

Hey Sandra, why don't you come round after work so I can have a look at your Volkswagen Bonnet.

So Brian, how's it going?
Pretty good. I was polishing some Volkwagen Bonnet this weekend.

Mr.Darcy. Please do repair with me to the drawing room whereupon I shall offer you some of pa-pa's fine port and a sly feel of my Volkswagen Bonnet.

by goody5 December 10, 2010

Volks

1. Short for Volkswagen, a car company best known for making the Beetle.
2. A small company in Japan specializing in a variety of customizable and character dolls, figures, and sculptures.

Volks recently opened an English site for customers living abroad.

by Setsuna September 14, 2004