Veemolested

When you are molested by one or more Splatoon Octoling girls, Who often say "Veemo" and are called "Veemo" or "Veemo's" (plaural)

Veemo's
(the veemos climb Person)
"veemo veemo veemo veemo
veemo"

Person
Ack! I wasn't prepared for this!
(they get buried under an avalanche of veemos.)

Veemo's
(the veemos suffocate Person)

Person

Oh no! I've been... veemolested.

Person 2
VEEMOLESTED????

by Sheryl9937 May 19, 2023

the vermonter

The Vermonter is a sexual position in which you do it doggy style while wearing birkenstocks in the back of a Subaru.

Oh man, I just picked this girl up from the maple trees and we did the vermonter

by GoodStuff July 7, 2015

Sticky Vermont

An act in which a woman inserts maple syrup into her vagina usually before sex.

Connor: Dude! my girlfriend did a Sticky Vermont last night

Jake: that’s so hot it must’ve felt good during sex

“Christi did a Sticky Vermont before sex last night and I’m into it!”

by Tugma October 18, 2018

A Vermont pool

A cumshot mixed with maple syrup. Usually taken as a chaser with alcohol

A Vermont pool is my favorite to drink after a hard’s day at work

by Iamnotnotreal May 15, 2019

vermont

good place to commit murder. we like the gays. hate people who hate vermont. winter lasts 8 months. good music

hey iain, you here that guy who said all vermonters were hillbillies or hippies?
yeah,. lets just kill him and dump him in the woods.
hey, aren't you a police officer?
So?

by elixabeth1 January 6, 2009

Vermonting

To burn a whole bowl of weed in one hit, therefore ruining the bowl.

Dude stop vermonting the bowl!

by wyaaaatt November 27, 2007

Vermonter

A Vermont'er is typically undeniably rude. Aloof to a fault, their family dates back at least twelve generations in their precious state. Generally speaking, this person will tell you exactly what they think of you while not making eye contact. Of course, all of this will be unsolicited, and will render you to a state of confusion until the next insult arrives (likely to be soon thereafter). While you are having an out of body experience wondering why the hell you moved to Vermont, the Vermont'er will be smiling in your face at inappropriate times and collaborating with their native born cronies. As a native born jerk, he or she will be sporting expensive clothes and shoes and shopping at over-priced food stores even though they make $12 per hour and finance a Prius. Still, they will be able to out compete in the job market because they are likely to be someone's brother, sister, wife, daughter, etc. A Vermont'er is a lot of things, but friendly, sociable, respectful and worldly do not have a share in these 'things.'

My Vermonter coworker still does not look me in the eyes or greet me--hell, he does not even know my name after three years!

I sure wish I was a Vermonter so that my coworkers would stop locking me inside the closet during my lunch break.

by cantwaittoleave November 9, 2013