Iamnotnotreal's definitions

A Vermont pool

A cumshot mixed with maple syrup. Usually taken as a chaser with alcohol

A Vermont pool is my favorite to drink after a hard’s day at work

by Iamnotnotreal May 15, 2019

Nutter butter

What you’re called when you cum in a girl’s mouth and she pukes from it

That’s nutter butter. His poor girlfriend had to taste that

by Iamnotnotreal May 15, 2019

Ryan

The name you give your kid if they aren’t going to be circumcised

“Ryan is such a prick.”
“Yeah it’s cuz he has foreskin”

by Iamnotnotreal May 7, 2019

Twizzlering

The act of braiding your or your lovers pubes

“Last night it got wild- we were twizzlering”

by Iamnotnotreal February 14, 2019

sugar toddler

A teenage boy who thinks he's a sugar daddy, but looks like he's twelve.

Wow that kid is rich but I think he's in sixth grade. Must be a sugar toddler.

by Iamnotnotreal September 3, 2016