Iamnotnotreal's definitions

Nutter butter

What you’re called when you cum in a girl’s mouth and she pukes from it

That’s nutter butter. His poor girlfriend had to taste that

by Iamnotnotreal May 15, 2019

A Vermont pool

A cumshot mixed with maple syrup. Usually taken as a chaser with alcohol

A Vermont pool is my favorite to drink after a hard’s day at work

by Iamnotnotreal May 15, 2019

Ryan

The name you give your kid if they aren’t going to be circumcised

“Ryan is such a prick.”
“Yeah it’s cuz he has foreskin”

by Iamnotnotreal May 7, 2019

Twizzlering

The act of braiding your or your lovers pubes

“Last night it got wild- we were twizzlering”

by Iamnotnotreal February 14, 2019

sugar toddler

A teenage boy who thinks he's a sugar daddy, but looks like he's twelve.

Wow that kid is rich but I think he's in sixth grade. Must be a sugar toddler.

by Iamnotnotreal September 3, 2016