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a fucking bbw kween who has no boundaries. Seen in a group of friends named "the unicorn horn squad"
Hey look, it's another bbw account
NO YOU UNCULTURED SWINE that's christina's vanity!
by regina phalangay January 6, 2019
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Vanity Identities

Self-Love. A healthy high ego.
It gets mistaken for arrogance.

Bootleg Vanity - if you really like how you look, but you don’t take it seriously and it’s light-hearted. Then your friends know you’re bullshitting them they just do whatever, but they’re cool about it.

High-End Vanity - a healthy selfish. Putting yourself before others to do what's best for you.

Vanity - the mirror thing where you want to kiss yourself and you actually mean it.

It can fluctuate, change and/or evolve over time.
I'm a hybrid Bootleg-High-End Vanity,

Bootleg-leaning Vanity

AKA Bootleg Vanity-leaning Vanity.

Vanity Identities
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Numerical Vanity

When superstitious (or arguably vain) people would dearly bid for items like car plates, phone numbers, and house units that display “auspicious” or “lucky” numbers, or a string of “patternful” digits.
Guesstimate how many million bucks the digital or numerical vanity business is worth every year in Asia and the Middle East.
by Fasters February 17, 2023
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vanity breeding

Purposely conceiving a human child with the intention of raising a person who resembles themselves literally and possibly figuratively.
"Despite the common knowledge of millions of starving orphans in the world, many wealthy and seemingly well-educated couples continued to engage in the tradition of vanity breeding. Their culture not only celebrated it, but also regarded those who chose not to with disappointment, and sometimes even contempt."
by Dirt3:8 May 14, 2018
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Vanity

She is an incredibly smart person. She is funny as well. If you tell her a bad thing than she will come with a comeback at you. Anyways she is the smartest girl you will ever meet.
Person 1: Hey that girl is so smart in EVERYTHING

Person 2: Oh her... her name is Vanity. Yes! She is very smart.
by brklyn_nicole April 5, 2020
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Vanity Nacho

The most garnished, most coveted nachos on the plate. Typically found in the upper central region.
This plate is huge! I’m just going to focus on the vanity nachos.
by Jonezz Flamly October 22, 2020
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Vanity is when you are selfish and feel like you are better than other people
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