Numerical Vanity

When superstitious (or arguably vain) people would dearly bid for items like car plates, phone numbers, and house units that display “auspicious” or “lucky” numbers, or a string of “patternful” digits.
Guesstimate how many million bucks the digital or numerical vanity business is worth every year in Asia and the Middle East.
by Fasters February 17, 2023
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vanity boutique

A small, boutique-type store that sells chintzy trinkets and ugly jewelry that you couldn't imagine anyone wanting to buy. These stores are almost always run by middle-aged women with rich husbands who are in need of something to do, so the lack of sales don't force them to close down like other unsuccessful businesses.
"What's Trish up to lately?"
"Since the kids have gone back to school, she opened a little store that sells bedazzled sweaters for dogs and bows she makes by hot gluing dollar-store ribbon to hairclips."
"Sounds like a total vanity boutique."
"It is. She hasn't made a sale yet. But it gives her something to do since her husband is always gone on business trips."
by Leegle November 20, 2023
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Vanity MC

A sinkhole of a server that gets reset once a year and in which factions and prisons is favoured over skyblock.
Ahh shit, hypixel sb is pulling a vanity mc
by Busty Catholic priest July 11, 2019
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Vanity Nacho

The most garnished, most coveted nachos on the plate. Typically found in the upper central region.
This plate is huge! I’m just going to focus on the vanity nachos.
by Jonezz Flamly October 22, 2020
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lee vanity

very well known on stickam sexiest guy alive
have u seen lee vanity hair
by lee-vanity August 11, 2008
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Vanity Post

A self-doting submission to Urban Dictionary, usually under the title of one’s own name, for the sole purpose of stroking the adolescent ego of a budding sociopath.
“Billy spent all of class writing a rambling vanity post, because that’s what happens when your parents tell you you’re so special but also don’t discipline”.
by Rustbelt_Noir May 07, 2019
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Vanity moment

When your force your dog into sex
by By bruh guy November 20, 2020
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