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Vanity PhD

A doctoral degree pursued solely for the status conferred by the title of "Dr." and the lifestyle perks associated with living in a desirable location, without any genuine interest in academic achievement or contributing to a field of study. The motivation for obtaining a "vanity PhD" is entirely based on the superficial benefits of holding a doctorate (social prestige and lifestyle) rather than the pursuit of knowledge or a passion for research.
"Did you hear that Catherine got into Columbia University for a PhD in biostatistics? I was surprised considering she wasn't particularly adept at statistics in her undergrad."
"I wouldn't shower her with too much praise, it's nothing but a vanity PhD – she just wants to be known as 'Dr. Caldwell' and explicitly said she didn't want to do her PhD at Penn because 'she couldn't imagine spending her twenties in Philadelphia.'"
"Oh wow, so she's not doing a PhD out of any regard for pursuing the higher truths of academia or for the love of learning. It's all just to fluff up her ego and drink and party in New York City. A vanity PhD if I've ever seen one!"
by maplejordan22 April 14, 2024
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Vanity Identities

Self-Love. A healthy high ego.
It gets mistaken for arrogance.

Bootleg Vanity - if you really like how you look, but you don’t take it seriously and it’s light-hearted. Then your friends know you’re bullshitting them they just do whatever, but they’re cool about it.

High-End Vanity - a healthy selfish. Putting yourself before others to do what's best for you.

Vanity - the mirror thing where you want to kiss yourself and you actually mean it.

It can fluctuate, change and/or evolve over time.
I'm a hybrid Bootleg-High-End Vanity,

Bootleg-leaning Vanity

AKA Bootleg Vanity-leaning Vanity.

Vanity Identities
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christina's vanity

a fucking bbw kween who has no boundaries. Seen in a group of friends named "the unicorn horn squad"
Hey look, it's another bbw account
NO YOU UNCULTURED SWINE that's christina's vanity!
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christina's vanity

a fucking bbw kween who has no boundaries. Also seen in a group named the "Unicorn Horn Squad"
Hey it's another bbw account.
No you uncultured swine that's not any bbw account that's fucking CHRISTINA'S VANITY
by regina phalangay January 6, 2019
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Vanity Killer

Someone who tries too hard and is very ugly. Vanity Killers are normally found alone. They like to hold knives to there mouths and take pictures.
"That scene girl is a vanity killer."
by hgfdfghjk May 12, 2012
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vanity breeding

Purposely conceiving a human child with the intention of raising a person who resembles themselves literally and possibly figuratively.
"Despite the common knowledge of millions of starving orphans in the world, many wealthy and seemingly well-educated couples continued to engage in the tradition of vanity breeding. Their culture not only celebrated it, but also regarded those who chose not to with disappointment, and sometimes even contempt."
by Dirt3:8 May 14, 2018
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Vanity Nacho

The most garnished, most coveted nachos on the plate. Typically found in the upper central region.
This plate is huge! I’m just going to focus on the vanity nachos.
by Jonezz Flamly October 22, 2020
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