Dirty Valdez

When an individual fills his/her mouth with cold beer, blows it in a woman's anal cavity while she is in a modified doggy style position and puts his/her thumb in the rectum. Then he/she proceeds to shake her violently**, after 5 to 8 seconds of shaking he/she will then pull his/her thumb from the rectal cavity in a violent pull back jerk motion. After he/she will then proceed to get a shower from the mist of the nectar of the gods.

** Gently if the woman exceeds the 55 year barrier.

Kim Smith got a hot Dirty Valdez from Jane last night...

by The Clipper May 29, 2008

ME VALE

it means " I don't give a fuck" - check out "me vale madre" in the Urban Dictionary

John: Tony said he hates you.

Robert: Me Vale lo piensa la gente de mi. "I don't give a fuck of what people think of me".

by Gioconda Ramirez June 15, 2008

Dark Vader

What a redneck calls Darth Vader due to his/her limited vocabulary.

On "Valantimes" day, Bobby Earl come over and fixed my "chimley". Then we snorted sum "oxycottons" and watched that movie with "Dark Vader". I think it's called "Star Track"

by grimly fiendish August 11, 2015

darth vader

The coolest cinematic villain in existance, that is until the...what? Padme?


*dramatic pause*


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Darth Vader is cool, but uh...just don't talk about Padme...

by Cheesebadger July 15, 2005

vadercold

the opposite of lukewarm. Used to describe something that should be cold but is only moderately cool.

Krapf: "This is soda is cool at best."
Levens: "It's rather vadercold isn't it?"

by Nook Logan March 24, 2008

Vaider

When a man figuratively rides the vagina of a female by always agreeing enthusiatically to her side of an argument , or laughing for the sake of making her feel funny.

James: "Jake has been sweating Jessica all night"
Thomas: "Thats because he is a vaider, lawl"

by Zanric July 25, 2011

Vale Nipple

1) Ian and Ula Jodi's retarded daughter

2) Likes being spanked by Bernard and Jenni

3) Often wears a see-through shirt to give a sneak peek of her tits

Vale Nipple is an F student, akin with her friends.

by stellathefairy November 16, 2017