A seemingly goth teen who has no pigment in clothes and is ignorant to sexual advances. Valans often have long hair and sport an original Z-Do in it. It is unknown of the sexuality of Valans.
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by Fred Eyre May 15, 2018
Get the Valabbandono mug.A person who is fit and tiny, and hates singing. They may play alot of sports, but they eat unhealthy. They may be beautiful, but watch out: they're aggressive! Don't underestimate them too, they will most likely kick your ass! They can be a very giggly person and have a bubbly personality! Just make sure to be on the look out, because you never know when you'll see one! The type of friend that is always there for you no matter what. They will give you second chance after second chance to save the friendship. They never want it to end in a bad way!
My friend is a Valacia.
Who is that?
She will always be your friend no matter what!
What if we get into a fight?
She'll kick your ass!
Who is that?
She will always be your friend no matter what!
What if we get into a fight?
She'll kick your ass!
by The_Biddler August 26, 2019
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