Vagina

The Holy Of Holies!

In Jewish folklor the vagina was known as the holy of holies

by MSTRWAR October 30, 2008

Vagina

The box that controls every man's life.

Also known as a clown car.

Woman: You don't do anything around the house!

Man: Say's who?

Woman: My vagina. Now step it up or its going back in the cave.

Man: Yes dear...

by coc0puff January 9, 2011

Vagina

The Box the Penis cum's in.

The human vagina is an elastic muscular tube about 4 inches (100 mm) long and 1 inch (25 mm) in diameter .The inside of the vagina is usually pink. The penis (plural penises, penes) is an external male sexual organ.

by Ms_Deja August 16, 2006

Vagina

The home of the dick

Man, my penis slid right into her vagina.

by FuckerWithAPussy November 8, 2018

Vagina

The scariest thing on a woman's body.

That vagina almost ate me!

by ka1tlyn May 14, 2009

Vagina

1: The root of all pain and evil.
2: The worst friend a penis can ever have.
3: The sole reason men endure abuse above a certain level.
4: The antidote for rational thinking and human decency.
5: Nothing a man can't live without.
6: What women use to define themselves, also what they use to harm men.

7: An excuse for anything a woman does, or if it pleases her the reason a man victimized her (aka something other than what she told him to)

8: A source of orgasm not attached to a mans arm.

Kathryn used her vagina to seduce Timothy, who later regretted it and broke off the entanglement. Afterward Kathryn said he abused her because she had a vagina.

Any responsibility for her role in things was excused because she has a vagina.

by Dry Rubber Chicken July 22, 2010

Vagina

The thing teenage boys think about most of the day; A cure for the melancholy; a way to express dominance over the female race which is tantamount to rape.

Vagina!!! -Screams uncontrollably-

I think it's time for my daily dose of vagina!

I'm gonna teach that bitches vagina a lesson...

by Morphing December 14, 2009