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venus

1.Roman goddess of love, chaste and otherwise worldly. Deriving from greek goddess Aphrodite.
2. Slutty goddess who slept around with most everyone in and out of Mt. Olympus.
"Venus must hate me! i haven't gotten laid in a greek century!"
by siescierto May 2, 2004
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Venus Thigh Trap

The Venus Thigh Trap is experienced when an unsuspecting male is lured by a women into being clinched between a her thighs during an intimate (unclothed) or romantic (clothed) encounter. The meaning is a hybrid of the following components:
1. The Roman goddess Venus, who is associated with love, beauty and fertility
2. The Venus Flytrap, the most commonly recognized and cultivated carnivorous plant

Like an insect caught in the Flytrap, if a man finds himself in this position, he may be either use what's left of his waning strength to wriggle free, or succumb to the woman in which case she has asserted her dominance.
Man recounting the events of the previous night: "I was making out with Amanda, and one thing led to another. But I really didn't want to sleep with her so I said we should take a break and watch TV. So one moment we were relaxing, and the next thing you know, she had me in a wicked Venus Thigh Trap. After that, I was done for, she had her way with me."
by Samantha Van Boven May 26, 2008
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Venus

Vagina and Penis combined
Aphrodite has venus
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venustraphobic

"He has become quite venustraphobic recently"
by Spaces June 11, 2006
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venus butterfly

Licking the chick's clit while you use your fingers inside her usualy to rub the g-spot (see g-spot). This usualy is to stimulate a g-spot orgasm.
I got sprayed in the face after I performed the venus butterfly on Carla.
by X April 23, 2003
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Good Ship Venus

Perhaps the worst ship to ever sail the ocean.

Its figurehead was a whore in bed, and its mast was the Captain's penis.

It is such a horrible vessel, it has its own song:

Aboard the good ship venus,
by christ ya should've seen us.
The figurehead was a whore in bed,
and the mast was the captains penis.

The Sex Pistols picked up this song, rewrote it, and named it Friggin' in the Riggin'
dirty sailor song, bawdy sea shanty.

Aboard the good ship venus...
by Melonman36 April 10, 2010
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Commander Venus

A band that Conor Oberst (of Bright Eyes, Desaparecidos, and Park Ave.) and Tim Kasher (of Cursive and The Good Life) used to be in. They shared vocals.

Conor was pre-pube during this time and sounded like a little girl.

It's awesome.
"Listening to Commander Venus makes me happy. Tim is such an amazing writer!"
by Chelsea January 26, 2005
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