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Definitions by Melonman36

Mad Old People Attempting Racing
Dodge challenger, Plymouth barracuda, and other Chrysler, and desoto cars are MoPar, a.k.a. Mostly old parts and repairs.
mopar by Melonman36 November 28, 2011

Traitorade 

...after pouring Traitorade over his head, LeBron said he was going to Miami heat.
Traitorade by Melonman36 August 29, 2010

Good Ship Venus

Perhaps the worst ship to ever sail the ocean.

Its figurehead was a whore in bed, and its mast was the Captain's penis.

It is such a horrible vessel, it has its own song:

Aboard the good ship venus,
by christ ya should've seen us.
The figurehead was a whore in bed,
and the mast was the captains penis.

The Sex Pistols picked up this song, rewrote it, and named it Friggin' in the Riggin'
dirty sailor song, bawdy sea shanty.

Aboard the good ship venus...
Good Ship Venus by Melonman36 April 10, 2010

Old but solid gold 

Anything classic or old that still performs like new.
Old but solid gold: Windows XP, iMac G3, That lamp in your aunt's basement.
Old but solid gold by melonman36 January 23, 2010