Val.808.X

Finger Gunning Red Flags into the spotlight

She was a crazy bitch and was throwing a bunch of redflags … I had to Val.808.X her ass...

by PlanlosChannel November 30, 2020

Val Kilmer

Man arrested for dressing up as Batman and holding Karl Rove as hostage........ that didnt happen but it would be so fucking awesome.

"dammit Val, IT WAS A MOVIE!!!"

by Tony Ramone July 29, 2005

val pal

a valentines day partner, someone to give and receive gifts from at school

"i love my val pal"

by anonymous February 15, 2004

Val Qian

Val Qian is a beautiful friend and everyone needs a friend like Val Qian. She is tall and her height is around 170 at the age of 16! She can be the next model and walk on the runway maybe at PFW or MFW or maybe even NYFW! She has a boyfriend right now, so if you dare to touch her, her boyfriend will smack your booty so WATCH OUT! If you ever hurt Val Qian, her friend emhan will also come and pinch your nose and pull up your undies so BETTER WATCH OUT! Val Qian also has cute doggies, ocha and mocca! Mocca was preggy after she came back from the dog hotel!! And Val Qian was there to support her dog! Val Qian and emhan witnessed her preggy belly for the first time! LEGENDS!! Anyway, LOVE YA VAL QIAN and her friend emhan❤️

Val Qian and emhan went to pim to ice skate back in 2016!
Val Qian and emhan are BFF since DAY 1!
Val Qian and emhan love MHA, HAIKYUU, BOBA and cute guys, PERIODT LUVV!

by hanabananana November 10, 2020

val + denisse

Best couple ever fr. valentina + denisse forever. YALL AINT BETTER THAN US uhhhhhhhh

do you know val + denisse? yeah they're the best couple

by cuppai April 9, 2022

Val is scrumdiliisous

Marry me Val please

Heyab: MARRY ME MY LOVE
Heyab: Val is scrumdiliisous

by <3~! August 13, 2022

val-tap

the most epic kind of blow job position. the female sucks the male from upside down with her legs wrapped around his neck. basically a tricked out 69 position for blow jobs. (depending on strength of male, can be done either laying down or standing up)

Example 1 noun:

Oakley: "Dude, we did the val-tap yesterday!"
Josh: "Sweet, I've always wanted to do that with my girl."

Example 2 verb:

Janie and Harold val-tapped all night, standing up. Harold's neck hurt in the morning.

by juicepopftw July 26, 2009