unforseen consequences

A supposedly "intelligent" excuse given in business and legal affairs that translates to "we didn't do our homework and check up on what could happen, so your money is gone, have a nice day."

Due to the unforseen consequences of 9/11, the US government has decided to declare war on Iraq.

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

unfortunate

An expression of utter dismay when you play e5 in response to e4 in a game of bughouse.

Pieces, give me pieces. I think I can checkmate in five.
Unfortunate.

by raskolnikov, PhD. April 12, 2007

Thats unfortunate

a way of sounding sympathetic but not actually caring

Thats unfortunate that your dog died. Anyways when can we eat?

by youallsuckballs December 13, 2014

Unfortelligent

A good decision with strategic value, but also has disappointing consiquenses.

Darek Jeter's decsion to not play in the All Star game is unfortelligent.

by @pacificfoodie July 13, 2011

unfornicate

verb: to straighten out a situation that is fucked up

I had to mount a number of rescue missions to unfornicate data systems on behalf of people who you’d think would know better (including - god help us - companies that supply computers and databases)

by E_Man July 5, 2012

unfortuna

THE TERM USED TO DESCRIBE THE ATROCIOUS SMELL AND/OR TASTE OF A NEWLY OPENED CAN OF TUNA.

"THIS TIN IS WITHOUT-A-DOUBT, 100% FILLED-TO-THE-BRIM, WITH THE SORRIEST EXCUSE OF UNFORTUNA EVER TO MAKE ITS WAY FROM THE OCEAN TO MY ORAL ORIFICE"!

by RAVEN HORNE June 13, 2017

unformation

Useless information.

Random Person 1: My dog barked last night.
Random Person 2: Oh, that's good. Thanks for the unformation.

by louwding October 30, 2018