"Using The Bathroom"

the phrase you say when you're staying over someone's house for an extended period of time and you havn't masturbated in a while. So you go to the bathroom, lock the door. and masturbate.


Some users may say they're going to "Take A Shower" and get in the shower solely to pleasure themselves.

i was over my cousins house for a month, and every couple of days i'd be "using the bathroom" or go "take a shower" and relieve myself.

by Brandon Fur Teh Lulz February 14, 2009

sleep using

sleep using: taking drugs while asleep. Somnambul-using.

Since being prescribed Ambien, I have driven my car while asleep, made a snack while asleep and had a few episodes of sleep using. Once I even tried to snort some Xanax in my sleep.

by polljo October 12, 2009

Maddy Usilton

My BESTfriend. I love her, forever. If i'm not her bestfriend, she is still mine.. I try to treat her the best i ever could but i guess i'm not enough. She is beautiful, smart, energetic, clumsy, outgoing, gorgeous, hilarious, bubbly, open minded, caring, trustworthy, she is the best. I love her SO much and i don't want to loose her. I wanna be her bestfriend forever & a day. If that will happen? i'm not sure. I guess i havn't made the best dicisions, and i'm trying to fix them. But Maddy, i want you to know i love you. I couldn't ask for anything more, or better. You are the best bestfriend ANYONE could ask for, and maybe i have taken that for granted, but i do love you. When we hang out, i don't care what we do.. I just LOVE every second of my time with you, and we can both be pissy. But i love you, and i accept you for who you are and i am ALWAYS here...

Friend: "Maddy Usilton looks so pretty today."

Me: "Yeah, I know. But she looks GORGEOUS everyday. Even without makeup. I wish i could look/ be her."

by yourbestfriend.mdjb. November 4, 2011

Reverse Using

When a girl claims you've used her for your own sexual benefit. When in actual fact she used reverse psychology on your dumb ass.

The fact you were on top her during the sexual act, does not mean you haven't been used.

She tricked me into fucking her from behind, then claimed I used her! The horror! Reverse Using!

by happythatsme April 24, 2017

sex using ice cube

A sexually act with the use of an ice cube. While your partner is lying down you run an ice cube over her body, lips, neck, breast, belly, thighs an so on and on, and at last you out the ice cube inside of her vagina. You can do this while she is tied up or blindfolded, or both, but it’s not necessary

Him: Hey babe do you wanna try sex using ice cube?

Her: That’s sounds kinky let’s try it

by OGL2103 March 8, 2022

stop fucking using urban dictionary and have a conversation and talk about how the fuck we are going to dominate this tournament and lead our reinforcements to a new world order of victory and universal control of the electromagnetic spectrum

That's what you're doing, fuckboi

Hey dude, stop fucking using urban dictionary and have a conversation and talk about how the fuck we are going to dominate this tournament and lead our reinforcements to a new world order of victory and universal control of the electromagnetic spectrum. Will ya mate?

by Edgy white kid on Garry's Mod April 6, 2017

using the soap dispenser

Similar to "feeding the pony", it's the action involved when you're finger-banging some lucky 'gal...

guys chatting on the bus home, post-coital
"Soooo man, I saw you making out with that swamp donkey, I hope you bagged it before dunkin' it"
"You serious, I wouldn't touch THAT with my thang. Just resorted to using the soap dispenser on her instead, to deal with the awkwardness. She was a "two pumps, followed by a foamy blast" kinda dispenser"
"DUUUUUDE!"

by Poppa Stuey June 25, 2014