Ultimate Frisbee

Best game. Ultimate players play for the love of the game.

Dad: Where were you?
Me: Playing ultimate frisbee.
Dad: Who won?
Me: Nobody, we play for the fun of it...
Dad: Weird.

by David June 25, 2004

ultimate wingman

A good looking gay friend who helps you meet the ladies!

Chris is the ultimate wingman he helps me get so much pussy!

by The Devon! November 14, 2009

ultimate ownage

The point where someone or something gets so owned, nothing can be done. For instance, when something dies.

Ultimate ownage = Hussein being hanged.

by Alex or OrdealByFire August 5, 2008

ultimate sandwich

5 feet high and 3 feet wide, no ones ever eaten the whole thing and survived. Comes with a bucket with ranch on the side. It's taste could drive a lesser man insane, it's made from 30,000 separate grains. It was made by a demon in his kitchen of pain. A shit ton of chicken, a dick load of ham, one explosion of clams, time to fuck her with yams. Now just add Panther, bear meat, and duck, and you got a sandwich that I'd like to fuck... I mean eat.

The ultimate sandwich uses weapons grade ham, to awaken your passion and make you feel like a man.

by Brainf'ermasterpee January 31, 2015

Ultimate GFE

Ultimate GFE (Girl Friend Experience)--when a prostitute behaves like her client's girlfriend in bed. A "regular" GFE experience will necessarily include kissing (both Light French and Deep French kissing), cuddling, and a generally unrushed experience. Ultimate GFE adds to this full and complete bareback sex (both oral and vaginal), much as one would do with one's girlfriend. An Ultimate GFE, in bed, is therefore completely indistinguishable from being with one's girlfriend.

"Dude, that chick I picked up on TER gave me an ultimate GFE experience...even got to cream inside of her."

by Suburban Dude August 23, 2008

Ultimate Sunday

For those still in school, this is the final day of summer vacation. It's like the Sunday feeling, but 100 fold. Usually consists of sitting around in your pajamas, reminiscing about the summer, insomnia, and a general feeling of the blues that summer is over. Probably the worst day of the year. May not always fall on a Sunday, but it's the same feeling.

After the excitement of summer break, all students must face Ultimate Sunday, the worst day of the year.

by tHobbs March 6, 2011

Ultimate historian

Ultimate historian is the title for anyone who will be able to achieve the finale goal of all who study history:
ability to predict the future based on knowledge of the past.

finally! I did it! I became the Ultimate historian, now I know how to make my country great again!

by Leo of the Харків April 8, 2023