Typical white girl

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Typical white girl
by Qetuo November 13, 2013
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Typical slut text

Commonly reffered to as a TST, the Typical slut text is a text message a guy recieves from a girl who is undecided on whether or not to be a complete slut.

A TST can range from simply killing the conversation, to contradicting what they may have previosly said.
Girl: "Really really enjoyed seeing you earlier, you're so nice. Hopefully see you tomorrow ;) xxx"
Guy: "Yeah same, speak to you tomorrow! xxx"

*Next day*

Guy: "Hey, you allright? Wuu2? Hope you're okay and stuff. xxx"
Girl: "At Work :) x" <-- Typical Slut Text (TST)
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typical fucking handjob

someone you dont want to be around because they are constantly doing handjobish acts.
everyone left the party because vinny was acting like a typical fucking handjob.
by TARA1980 February 27, 2008
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landon-typical boy

landon guys have huge egos
girl 1: whats that thing around that landon guy's head?
girl 2: his ego
by pride January 08, 2005
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Typical Carreras Bullshit

Sometimes known simply as "TCB", this is a common phenomenon which occurs in Richmond, VA (and sometimes the Bay Area of CA). Similar to being Munsoned, it involves having unbelievably bad luck, typically caused by one's very hubris backfiring tremendously months after the fact, always in a "first world problems" manner. The typical minimum value of "Typical Carreras Bullshit" is $1,000 USD or "50+ Mark/Andy/Oliver hours", but this is the low end. Sometimes involving low-level "get rich quick" schemes of limited viability and profitability. Symptoms of Typical Carreras Bullshit can exacerbated by either 1) THC 2) Being Married or 3) having to be somewhere on time.
Example 1)

Person 1: Man, you look bummed, what happened?
Person 2: I just got a call that a car-sized piece of my ceiling caved in....2,600 miles away.
Person 1: Hah! Typical Carreras Bullshit!

Example 2)

Person 1: What's up, man? You look upset?
Person 2: A City I don't live in is suing me for the color of my house I painted 7 years ago.
Person 1: Poor bastard...sounds like some Typical Carreras Bullshit.

Example 3)

Person 1: How's the BMW treating you?
Person 2: My ex-wife stole it, and when it got returned to me, it got booted and I sold it for parts.
Person 1: Jeezus...you sure do enjoy some Typical Carreras Bullshit, don't you?
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typical pickle tip

Amanda was not at all surprised when she saw Bob's penis, it was a typical pickle tip.
by jonnyfive55555 April 27, 2011
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Typical Cock Knob

Used to describe a person who is worse than both a "Cock" and a "Knob". Someone who more like the offspring of a cock and a knob, if it were possible for one to mate with the other.
Person A: Man, that dude just told my supervisor it was me who broke the TV, he knows I'll lose my job over it.

Person B: What a typical cock knob.
by BH7 February 02, 2011
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