someone who cant think of anything better to write about on twitter other than "i had a nice latte" or "i like eggs"
by squishbix June 17, 2009
"Hey I just met up with the Philedelphia Twats today. We tweeted constantly about the meeting and didn't actually interact socially at all.."
by toby_one April 19, 2009
by I am ElNiño January 26, 2010
"Bill, what do ya think of my new barbeque? The bricks were left over from the house extension".
Hey it's great Frank! Did you build it yourse.........What the fuck happened to your fucking tree man"?
"Oh that, well it was looking a bit out of hand and some Travellers With Aspirations of Tree Surgery, (TWATS) said they just happened to be in the area and would be happy to sort it out for me. An hour and £100 later, that's how the TWATS left it. A proper set of C.U.N.T.'s".
Hey it's great Frank! Did you build it yourse.........What the fuck happened to your fucking tree man"?
"Oh that, well it was looking a bit out of hand and some Travellers With Aspirations of Tree Surgery, (TWATS) said they just happened to be in the area and would be happy to sort it out for me. An hour and £100 later, that's how the TWATS left it. A proper set of C.U.N.T.'s".
by jdajuk April 27, 2010
1. vagina, pussy, fuckhole, finger hut, fish taco, cockpit, or what ever you want to call it.
2. An offensive word to call someone.
3. The War Against Terrorism.
2. An offensive word to call someone.
3. The War Against Terrorism.
by UsualSuspectXXX October 16, 2007
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Noun. An individual who is incredibly immature and/or spoiled. Someone who is arragant and bashful when they lack skills to back up their claims. Typically small in size and bad tempered. Recognizable for his/her annoyance to others around them. May lack self control and social awareness of one's self. Mostly looked down upon by others but is occasionally kissed up to by some mislead people.
by jcstripe May 14, 2014