To be so completely drunk that once fallen over and are lying on the ground, one cannot pick themselves up and requires help,akin to a turtle which is helpless when placed upside down on its back
by tonymush November 12, 2010
girls that are extremely scared of traveling to new york city for a fun night of free transportation, alcohol and high profile parties at some of the best places in new york. they will go back into their shell like turtles after being invited or asking to come hours before.
(John) Hey do you wanna go out to new york city with free bottles and table service at a club with jay-z, beyonce, reggie bush, drake, and other celebrities?
(Jane) yea sounds good let me know
four hours later....
( John) ok were getting ready to leave ru coming?
No response by text or phone and can later be found at a local dive bar.
(John) damn turtles
(Jane) yea sounds good let me know
four hours later....
( John) ok were getting ready to leave ru coming?
No response by text or phone and can later be found at a local dive bar.
(John) damn turtles
by Thuggish Ruggish bonezzz March 22, 2010
The act of taking a person's backpack and removing all of the contents, flipping the backpack inside out, placing the contents back inside of the inside out backpack and zipping it shut. The result of this action can only be achieved when a person has stolen the backpack without the owner noticing. The inside-out backpack resembles a turtle, because it looks like a shell and it is hard to unpack. It is looked down upon to have a backpack that is "unturtlable."
Tommy was paying close attention in physics class when Billy stole Tommy's backpack without Tommy noticing. Billy turtled Tommy's backpack and when Tommy finally noticed the turtled backpack at the finale of the class. Everyone laughed and pointed at Tommy. Tommy was bashful but chuckled it off. The next day Tommy turtled Billy's packpack and everyone laughed again. One day the teacher brought in a policeman to stop the act of turtleing. The next day Billy and Tommy turtled the teacher's purse.
by lakesidecreations January 08, 2010
VERB : During a fight, the act of covering up your head with both forearms and cowering. Significantly decreases the effectiveness of an opponent's attacks, however, it carries a massive reputation backlash.
NOUN : The actual act of doing a turtle.
NOUN 2 : Slang term for one who has done a turtle.
NOUN : The actual act of doing a turtle.
NOUN 2 : Slang term for one who has done a turtle.
'Man, I was gonna beat him down, but he pulled a turtle on me.'
'A'ight, let's do this thang. No guns, no knives, no turtling.'
'I can't believe you wimped out on me! You're such a turtle.'
'A'ight, let's do this thang. No guns, no knives, no turtling.'
'I can't believe you wimped out on me! You're such a turtle.'
by Captain Dork December 30, 2004
When two humans feel the need for tantric gratification and one lays belly down while the other lies belly down on their back. Genital penetration may occur. Many turtling couples may be seen on Plympton street located near Harvard in Boston.
by Depth Charge May 28, 2009
by AJR fan June 23, 2018
Turtle is when the male species is on a bonner, (also known as having a hard dick)
This word was created on the residential at tobermore in 2018, It was used to save friends from an embarrassing encounter with their bird.
This word was created on the residential at tobermore in 2018, It was used to save friends from an embarrassing encounter with their bird.
Yogi Text his friend "Turtle" and his friend came to the rescue getting him out of the situation using a quite lengthy excuse.
by ROSH 11 September 23, 2018