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Ninja Turtling

Trekking through snowy mountains with a sled on one’s back while using the sled as a snow and wind shield as well as a means to quickly slide through the snow as it is still attached to the back.
By ninja turtling, they found that they could quickly traverse any terrain in the snow without fear of obstacles.
by extremesledding December 20, 2021
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Ninja Turtling

Trekking through snowy mountains with a sled on one’s back while using the sled as a snow and wind shield as well as a means to quickly slide through the snow as it is still attached to the back.
By ninja turtling, they found that they could quickly traverse any terrain in the snow without fear of obstacles.
by extremesledding December 20, 2021
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Cringe-tertainment

When you see an event unfolding in front of you that is so cringy, you can help but be entertained by it.
"Did you watch that stupid "You laugh you lose" video challenge?”
" YES. OMG. it was so cringy I laughed at all of it. Pure Cringe-tertainment!"
by R.Itz July 11, 2022
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Dirty Turtling

Verb: pushing a turd in and out of your börthole, for sexual gratification. The unholy perversion of "turtling"
Don't make eye contact with Bella. She's been dirty turtling in the corner for the better part of an hour
by suninnovember January 2, 2024
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Sigma Turtling

When you bring yourself to the edge of a climax while simultaneously holding in a poop then release the load and turd at the same time and reach a Nirvana-like state of being
"Hey bro, last night I was totally Sigma Turtling to Oprah Winfrey!"
"Sweet bro!"
by DoctaPurp July 10, 2024
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