tube envy

A viral disorder, usually among men, that causes obsession with someone else's television. Characterized by longing for the latest technology, tube envy can cause unplanned visits to appliance stores, resulting in custom home theatre installation and unexplained jock itch. While spreading slowly, this disorder can propagate through entire subdivisions in one football season. An unexpected side effect is increased discussion of Oprah brought on by the female. There is no cure, but purchase avoidance begins with vigorous outdoor exercise.

Caught the Tigers game at Aaron's -- that 40-inch screen gave me a case of TUBE ENVY. See you at the mall.

by Dr. Funkenbass October 25, 2006

tube rattler

When a female is aroused in such a fashion that her fallopian tubes begins to vibrate and shake enough to produce a audible sound.

My girlfriend saw the notebook with Ryan Gosseling. Such a tube rattler.

My buddy surprised his girlfriend with a romantic home cooked meal for their anniversary. Ya her tubes are rattling.

by the tube rattler January 2, 2014

Tube Goober

When you ejaculate into a tube sock only to then inadvertently put that same sock on later.

My parents came home early and I pulled on a tube goober!

by Regtable Spunk May 22, 2019

Tube Snake

Thinly veiled reference to a penis. Sometimes "boogied", or masturbated.

When she boogie, she do the tube snake boogie.

by badboykitty March 28, 2017

tube it

A verb. To Tube something, meaning to search for something on youtube.com.

- I cant find that song. - Well "tube it" then.

- Never heard of him. Gotta "tube him" later.

- I was "tubing" around yesterday when i noticed this awsome singer! U just got to "Tube her"!

by Jesper Eriksson March 27, 2007

tube trouble

Stuck on a packed train with a turtlehead (a poo), no where to go.

John Connor to Danny 'I was on the train home last night in rush hour and i seriously had tube trouble'.

Danny 'no toilets about?'

John Connor 'nah i was storing it like a camel all day!'.

by AGnumbnuts November 9, 2011

tube tannoy

System of stiff, pre-recorded announcements on the tube. Bastard annoying repeated at every stop every morning and evening.

"The next station is Charing Cross. Change here for the Northern Line and National Rail services. Alight here for Trafalgar Square"...Train stops..."This is Charing cross"...continues as before..."This is a Bakerloo Line train for Harrow and Wealdstone. This train is ready to depart- stand clear of the closing doors"... BEEP BEEP BEEP

by oracle March 12, 2004