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Treyanna

A Treyanna is like a sour patch kid. Sweet and sour. A Treyanna is selfless and sympathetic. Sometimes, a Treyanna gets carried away in competition and takes it too far. A big part of a Treyanna's day is self reflection. A Treyanna is an overthinker. A Treyanna is not afraid to show her feelings after they have been bottled up for awhile. A Treyanna is a paradox and is constantly at war with herself. A Treyanna is rebellious and always seeking adventure. A Treyanna is spontaneous. Last minute trips, last minute plans, last minute is her thing. Treyanna will be late to her own funeral. A Treyanna is silly and immature at times but a Treyanna cleans up nice. A Treyanna might have her moments but a Treyanna loves and cherishes family above all.
A Treyanna complimented me on my mustache earlier, it was so sweet.

Hey, your friend Treyanna is a total bitch. I like her alot.

A Treyanna tried to stab me the other night but I gave her candy and she ran off.

I swear I had leftovers. A Treyanna must have been here.
by Shablahblah666 January 17, 2019
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trojan mask

The act of placing one's genitalia upon someone's face, with the balls covering the eyes and the cock along the nose.
Barry fell asleep and I totally trojan masked him.
by Grecian Fire October 9, 2003
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Fuck a Trojan

A comical phrase used by people with little to no education to express their discomfort towards a rival school with higher class
Man that school across town sure does suck, fuck a trojan who goes there.
by d1b.este October 16, 2019
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trojan suprise

when you're at a formal event and you pop a boner
dude i got a trojan suprise at my dad's funeral
by Zmoney December 11, 2005
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trojan helemet

Occurs when one of your friends has drank excessively and has passed out, this is when the magic happens you know place the nut sack directly on top of the passed out drunkard's eyes then laying ones penis on the top of the nose resembling a trojan helemet.
We gave chad a trojan helemet after he passed out on wine coolers and light beer.
by Dr.Montabon November 5, 2007
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Trojan Hand

One whom masturbates while wearing a condom. Also may exhibit male pattern baldness and aggression due to short man's complex and steroid use.
That midget who just got kicked out of the bar for fighting is a Trojan Hand.
by Hector 567 March 7, 2008
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Trojan War Hammer

The act of placing ones erect phalice over the forehead of ones partner, extending from the top of the forehead past the tip of the nose (hopefully). Thus mimicking the old helmuts used by Trojans warriors.
A Trojan War Hammer, if done correctly, can result in a simultaneous teabagging.
by Nick Straughan June 20, 2006
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