toy story monopoly 

It's a game where you sit in the dark with your friend and play "Guess a Number?" If you guess the number correctly, the other person must take off an article of clothing. You play until one person is completely naked. When you're naked you lose. Innocent people play in the dark, but if you want more of an adrenaline rush, turn on the lights.

"What are you playing?"
"Toy story monopoly!"
"What's that?"
"..."

toy story monopoly by blondeorangebrook August 8, 2015

Toy my salat 

When Dad tells you to be quiet

Moon: Licking him tiko
Dad: Toy My Salat?

Toy my salat by AnonymousUrbanDictonary August 15, 2022

Toy Story It 

The socially acceptable act of unannouncedly going completely limp like a rag doll, assuming a toy like position just like Andy's toys did when humans were coming, in order to make it seem you dont really exist.

This is useful during an awkward or otherwise unavoidable situation, often when negative attention is focused towards you.

Toy Story It!!

Situation 1
Black guy: "What do you mean "You People"???"
White Guy: *Does a Toy Story*

Situation 2

Girl: "Ahh!! Ewww!! My toilets clogged with a bloody shit."

Other guests: "Pablo was the only one to use the bathroom thus far in this visit..."

Pablo: *Pulls a Toy Story*

Toy Story It by R.B.B. !!! March 29, 2011

Toy Time 

The period of time around Hanukkah, Christmas and Kwanzaa and maybe a couple of other holidays too, that have become the most important time of year, pretty much everywhere touched by the West, if you are a toy company or if you are a kid, but especially if you are a kid. Toy Time is for kids.

"Toy Time Joy for Every Child!"

"I love getting toys at Toy Time!"

Toy Time by Kris Kringella September 15, 2006

Toy Story 

When you are fucking a girl/guy and you convince them to call your friend and sing/say "you've got a friend in me"

Bro did you have that girl from tinder toy story me last night?

Toy Story by Kintzelykiller June 12, 2019

toy party 

A toy party is a gathering of various females who bring their own sex toys (dildos, vibrators, etc.), lube and soap and water. The fun begins when they "experiment" with these appliances on each other. It is a common practice in college and hints at lesbianism, however, pornography and topless pictures of males keep it a fairly heterosexual event, with more sexual liberation and feminism, which makes it less gay than a circle jerk.

Guy: Yeah, one of my female friends invited me to be a gag stripper for a party they were having. They were trying to hide it, but I'm pretty sure I saw at least one dildo and a bottle of astroglide. I think they were going to have a toy party after I left.

toy party by ASBands July 24, 2006

Toy Yoter 

1 a misspelling of Toyota

2 a company that runs servers

3 A name for a dumb Little kid

1 john: hey Jim what's "toy yoter" Jim: shit dawg I mean Toyota

2 ay yo stevie did you check out "toy yoters" new merch shop

3 this dumb kid didn't know how to spell so i called him a "toy yoter"

Toy Yoter by VeranoTheDragon March 8, 2021