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skunk tornado

To fart into a oscillating fan amd have your smell whirl around the room like a twister
We were at that party last night and I gave the living room a skunk tornado.
by kstan3 July 27, 2010
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toledo tornado

The Toledo Tornado is a very specific form of a favorite sexual act. First documented in Toledo Ohio in 1973, the Toledo Tornado is when a gentleman receives a blow job while taking a shit. The Tornado occurs when the feces is flushed while simultaneously cumming in the blow job givers mouth.
I don't know for sure how I got home last night. But I am pretty sure I got a Toledo Tornado at Dylan's!
by Buck Von Blake December 30, 2015
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Texas tornado

The visual sight of swirling beer cans and trash in the back of a pick up while traveling down a roadway.

Created by the vortex (draft) coming over the top of a pickup into the bed. The vortex creates a swirling tornado of debris that soon flies out of the bed and litters the highway with garbage.
Joe Bob created quite the visual as all the crap in the back of his pickup created a Texas tornado while traveling up Interstate 45.
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Tongan Tornado

This technique requires an electric drill with the 'drill bit' replaced with either a cirlindric rough splintered piece of wood, sometimes covered in course sandpaper. This piece is then inserted into the anal cavity and the drill is then activated. This allows ripping into a layer of the rectal lining. This technique is best used when the recipient has diarrhea. The recipent must also empty themselves whilst being 'drilled'. The drill is then quickley replaced by their partners mouth allowing the free flow of feces and blood to fart into their mouth. This is then kissed into the recipents mouth. This can cause serious mouth infections. This technique took off in the last decade and hit the mainland in 2001.
Tongan Tornado my ass hard and don't spill a drop.

Ok.
by Mirko Mirko December 12, 2010
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Russian tornado

When you pour alcohol into a girls anus then insert you're penis and make a whirling motion like a tornado
Bra I gave this girl a Russian tornado last night I poured vodka in her ass and gave her the tornado
by Stupid Steve 69 May 11, 2016
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Tornado Jockey

One who resides in a trailer park and often finds themselves chained to a lawn chair and a six pack out in front of the double wide when the sirens begin to hum. Often resides in or near tornado alley and believes the "F" scale of tornado damage is actually the factor of "Fun".

See also Toby Keith's "Trailerhood" music video
Bo: How many people must die before we realize God hates trailer parks?

Forest: Easy, man! My Uncle Cletus is a tornado jockey!
by taintmonster January 1, 2012
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Tornado girl

Some weird horse women said this word on the news.
"-And she whipped around the corner like a Tornado girl"
by Mackenzie<3 July 8, 2017
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