Topher

A nickname that can be used if someone's Christian name or Surname is 'Thomson'

'Yo, Topher, Fetch The Camel'

by CAPSTICK August 25, 2007

Toped

when a guy is fucking a girl and his dick gets lost in her fat rolls

shit did you see that girl that adam toped?

by sammy bernstein January 2, 2009

Topher Snow-ball

When a man-child stalks and torments women he's only known for a very short period of time. (Less than a couple of hours). Then freaks out because they want nothing to do with his fat, missing tooth jackolantern smile. He shakes his jowls and cries to everyone around him about " why girls don't like him"....

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Also the term for when a man gets off watching his buddies whack off. As in.....did you hear about Chris? He's let like 8 guys jerk off in front of him!!! Oh the old Topher Snow-ball!!! I've never met a "straight" guy that's liked that so much!!!

Ex: really Emily, he freaked out on you because you didn't respond to his Facebook message two minutes ago!? And now he's calling you constantly leaving increasingly hysterical messages. He totally Topher Snow-balled you!!!

by Ninetwenty May 16, 2014

Topped and Dropped

The act of topping a subject and then dropping that subject to not seem rich or like a fucking nerd.

Jen: hey guess what I just got 50/50 in my physics depth study
Wang: wait what thats amazing!
Jen: yeah but I just dropped
Wang: wtf why the fuck u do that? U just topped and dropped? wtf u like not rich or a fucking nerd or something?

by Wang The Definer November 24, 2019

Topherrr's Law

In a game of Among Us, if Topherrr is not the first person killed, he is highly likely to be the Imposter.

Topherrr was still alive after three others were killed. We ejected him because of Topherrr's Law.

by DHNathan September 19, 2020

Topher

Hottest, sexiest man to ever be brought out of its mothers girl penis and to be given the blessing of being named such a hot and elegant name. When girls see men named Topher that go “Awooga” and pass out. Topher is always a hot man who has a really big Italian sausage and who is irresistible and cute, sexy, hot, passionate, pretty, gorgeous, and attractive.

“Wow Topher is so hot he gives me boney Awooga 😍😩😘🤤

by SmellySpit March 20, 2021

topedo

An amazing man with an extraordinary mind. Often seen to be the guy with multiple personalities.

This guy acts like a topedo. He is just awesome.

by @Cedar May 14, 2021