Lack Toast and Taller Rent

When you need to shit because you ate/drank too much dairy, and you can't spell 'Lactose Intolerant'

Fuck man, the toilets clogged 'cause I drank 2 gallons of milk and forgot I was Lack Toast and Taller Rent

by Bone Apple Tea August 30, 2016

roasted and toasted

A remark one can say after roasting someone and the individual roasted has no more comebacks.

The squad leader let down some serious roasts! That guy was roasted and toasted!

by Treecko666 March 29, 2016

Litost [Lee' - toast]

Litost is a nearly untranslatable Czech word, a state of feeling miserable and humiliated. “Litost is a state of torment created by the sudden sight of one’s own misery,” - The Book of Laughter and Forgetting by Milan Kundera. Litost connects insult to revenge, with desire to strike back at the perceived source of one’s shame.

For example: double-litost, double-revenge Tupac Shakur vs. Notorious B.I.G.

by B. McDoc September 6, 2005

Toastdust

Tiny particles of toast that you don't notice until you choke on them.

Friend 1 - "woah, what are you choking on?"
Friend 2 - "Toast...*cough*...toastdust..."

by anthubc2010_toastdust October 10, 2010

Wonder Toast

Like wonderbread only tan; a white person who is ridiculously tan because they spend too much time in a tanning salon "toasting" themselves.

I am meeting Wonder Toast at the bar later on tonight...after her tanning session.

by Nicole Brice May 27, 2007

Holy toast

The expression in which your so shocked you can't think about anything but toast.

"he asked me out!"
"HOLY TOAST!"

by Holy toaster February 5, 2012

ghetto tapas

"Free food samples that are given out at various locations, i.e., Sam's Club, Costco, and other establishments."

Damn, I'm hungry and broke until payday! I should get my 'ghetto tapas' face on at Sam's Club to save some money!

by sailordragonball January 3, 2014