A toothpaste kiss is when you brush your teeth till the toothpaste gets frothy and then make out with someone. It gets messy but is fun.
by tenthirteenthx August 11, 2009
Get the Toothpaste Kissmug. A sexual act in the UK where a man with bad dental hygine cums on a girls face, then rubs his teeth on the ejaculate. This is how many men brush their teeth in the UK.
by obZen. January 26, 2016
Get the British Toothpastemug. The act of suctioning feces out of a woman's anus and covering ones teeth in the feces of said woman.
I once sucked on my girlfriends butt so hard poop came out and covered my teeth in feces. I then used it as colorado toothpaste.
by 1iquidFreshness June 2, 2012
Get the Colorado Toothpastemug. This is what you call someone:
1: When their mouth looks like a vagina.
2: When their vagina is minty fresh.
3: When their vagina is infected and releases a toothpaste like discharge.
4: When their vagina has teeth.
It is mostly used by insane women who hang out around 7/11s and scream at icecream as it sits in the freezer.
1: When their mouth looks like a vagina.
2: When their vagina is minty fresh.
3: When their vagina is infected and releases a toothpaste like discharge.
4: When their vagina has teeth.
It is mostly used by insane women who hang out around 7/11s and scream at icecream as it sits in the freezer.
by MegaTimX April 10, 2017
Get the Toothpaste Cuntmug. Is my name.
by Elephant toothpaste October 16, 2021
Get the Elephant toothpastemug. by ilikeyoface January 10, 2014
Get the toothpaste tastemug. 