tonsil massage

When the male sex organ is used to massage the tonsils or throat of the opposing partner.

Jane said she had a sore throat, so I offered her a tonsil massage.

by Shawnster172 January 29, 2007

Tonsil Hockey

The act of making out with someone.

Michael and Rebecca were playing tonsil hockey in the back of the theater.

by pussyisbae November 12, 2014

tonsil stones

2 types of gasses composed into a "cheese" like matter ranging in size from the size of a pencil lead to the the size of a half of pea! I forget the gasses of course. When coughed up ans squished they smell like a cross inbetween ass and rotting carcuses. I suffer from this disorder and its not pleasent. I always thought it was from swollowing to much cum, but only if it were that simple.

"coughed up a chunk of cheese while brushing my teeth that smelt worse than a taco bell shit"

by Cheese Ball Throat March 29, 2004

tonsilitis

The reason why I have been coughing like a bitch. Everything can be a similie with like a bitch at the end...

My throat hurts like a bitch because of tonsilitis.

by Paracetamol 500mg September 30, 2006

tonsils

the clitoris in a loose pussy that hangs down like tonsils

Well it was going great until I went to eat her out and noticed her sloppy tonsils hung down like a deformed bat in a smelly pink cave.

by Mcderbs the Great May 4, 2009

Tonsil Hockey

when 2 people are hardcore makeing out, being all sloppy and what not.

OMG Staci and Bill were all over each other playing tonsil hockey with their tounges!!! DUDE IT WAS SO GROSS!

by Mr. A. Ludwig December 1, 2009

Tonsil Flop

When your tonsils are so large they flop onto your tongue when you sneeze. Usually occurs in overweight people.

Did you see that? Big Paul sneezed so hard he almost choked from a tonsil flop.

by TBone512 September 26, 2017