toenail

Someone that is total l33tage. Someone that don't give a fuck what you or anyone thinks. Someone that isn't afraid to post with people knowing it was him. Someone that can boot people from a certain guild. Someone that thinks you are a pussy

Man, I hope that Toenail guy doesn't know who I am.

by Toenail August 19, 2006

Toenail Muncher

a person that has a foot fetish, a sexual desier for feet

Tom:erm, can i lick your feet?
Lucy: Ewww! no way you dirty toenail muncher

by thunderclaps December 20, 2009

toenails4cash

It’s the opposite of fingernails4cash

Toenails4cash is the opposite of fingernails4cash.

by Amongussus.com April 15, 2023

ToEnAiLz

something I have that u don't!...MUAHAHA!

I have Toenailz.

by MaNdErZ November 29, 2003

toenail art

When you make your uncle mad so he convinces you to visit that art museum in paris as part of an elaborate plan to execute revenge when really it was closed but you didn't know that so you go in there and think it's weird that there's no people but don't think too much of it and then you are in the classical art section but you actually think you're in the gift shop so you buy a souvenir but really the original mona lisa and then the next day you see on the news someone stole the mona lisa and you think to yourself what dumb person would do that and while your eating your fruit loops the fbi knocks on your door and they find the painting in your refrigerator and arrest you and you realize you stole the mona lisa.

Remember that time Uncle Randy toenail arted me? Haha! I thought I was going to the electric chair!

by buttcrack!!!!!!!!!! July 2, 2016

toenail salt

This is a drug that will leave you dicked down dirty by a large crusty homeless man

Jerome:My nigga I have something to tell you

Steveo:YOU GOT YOUR SIDE BITCH PREGNANT!?!?
Jerome:Nigga hell no you know I rap it up with that bitch. I AM NOT THE PAPPY
Steve’o:Then what

Jerome:I did bath salts

Steve’o:YOU DID WHAT NIGGA. TELL WHO/WHAT EVER IS POUNDING YOUR ASS HOLE TO HOLD ON CAUSE IM FINNA SHOVE A SIZE 13 SHOE UP YO ASS. OH WAIT THATS PROBABLY ALREADY HAPPENED TO YO ASS CAUSE THATS WHERE TOENAIL SALT GETS YOU

by Mega niglet May 6, 2018

Toenail

Gay child

Person 1: Did you see toenail?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a heck-face

by AnalWithShrek December 5, 2018