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At Least There's Toast

A phrase used to indicate recognition of a desirable side to an otherwise undesirable situation or experience. Most commonly used after that undesirable situation or event is described as shit on toast.
DUDE: What a terrible day. Just a bunch of shit on toast, bro.

BRO: Well, it's over now. So at least there's toast.
by Eurkos November 12, 2012
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Toaster Lover

The proclaimed enemies of Sir. James, in his war on the Toaster Revoltution. Called Toaster Lover more for their political agendas than for an actual propensity to physically love toasters.... though some have made a motion that it should be legal for a person to enter into matrimony with a toaster.
"I'll get ye, ye toaster lover" (direct Sir James qoute)
by James Dracon February 3, 2008
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Virgin toad

A turtle that pewdiepie help find a mate. And is always a virgin. Virgin toad’s girl also got stolen by Sven.
You’re going to be alone for a long time you’re going to be a virgin toad
by I smart July 13, 2019
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ms toad

Ms toad is a mean old teacher that when she make a still face it resembles a toad face
Bro why you have a still you look like ms toad
by Ms toad August 25, 2019
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Cream Cheese Toaster

When you are titty fucking a lady and just before you nut you squish her supple breasts together to hide the tip of your wiener and let your semen squeeze out the top like cream cheese out of a toaster.
So my lady asked me for some titty titty bang bang last night and I gave her a Cream Cheese Toaster.
by acidonion August 31, 2016
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Worn Down To A Rough Spot

An euphemism, spoken with a slight Texas twang, describing the soreness of one’s asshole after an absolutely brutal anal pounding.

While primarily used for a polite way to say that your lower intestine may very well fall out if I fart too hard cause he tore my ass end up, this euphemism may also be used for any situation or behavior whereby one desires discretion from the brutal details other than to let another know that their asshole has been thrashed.
My uncle paid me a visit last night. Yea. Crawled into my bed and all up my ass. How was it? What do you think? My bung is worn down to a rough spot!

My sophomore year was brutal. Really? Bad grades? Hell no. I was so damn horny I beat off 5-6 times a day. Damn brooooohhhh that must a been worn down to a rough spot.
by Dick Onchin August 5, 2020
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buttered toast

Toast. With butter on it.

Has nothing to do with periods or eating menstrual flow on toast.

Popular catch phrase of Ed from the cartoon "Ed, Edd & Eddy".
I had buttered toast and a fat rail of cocaine for breakfast this morning.

I like buttered toast with bit of grape jelly.

Eddy: We need some dough!
Edd: Might I suggest a ingenious scheme?
(5 seconds pause)
Ed: BUTTERED TOAST!
by da_sauce April 18, 2008
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