Tim is a very kind and chill guy. He is always making jokes, but if he needs to he can be serious. Tim is always blonde with irresistible blue eyes. He’s sometimes doing some shit but he does not mean it like that. He has one special friend who he can’t live without him. Mostly it’s a Jason. Tim gets sooner or later everything he wants. Tim is that kind of person, either you love him or you hate him. He’s a real kind of businessman. Sometimes his taste is kind a awkward, for example he likes smoking cigars or drinking a whiskey. That doesn’t mean he’s old fashioned, quite the reverse! He is a really sneaker head. Tim doesn’t like relationships, he’s the kind a guy to love, but he isn’t into relationships. There’s one thing you should never do to a Tim, and that is lying to him. If you’re a friend of Tim, and you get in trouble with somebody he’ll do everything to protect you even if he knows he has no chance. That’s also why you should start trouble with a guy like Tim or his friends. Usually he has a gun with him and is willing to use it. Tim is a real Juul addict. But if you have Tim as a lover, you’ll never get something even as good as him ever again. The best thing you could do is to be friends with Tim, he’s the most loyal friend you’ve ever had even if it sometimes doesn’t seem like that.
Jason: I’ll never get a friend like him again.
Max: Yeah he’s a true friend!
Kim: Tim is the best lover I’ve ever had!
Katja: What! You too?
Max: Yeah he’s a true friend!
Kim: Tim is the best lover I’ve ever had!
Katja: What! You too?
by User 115678 March 05, 2020
The supreme level of flirting.
To Tim is to leave all women and even some men reeling in the wake of the event; even in everyday transactions. You won't even realise you've been timmed.
To Tim is to leave all women and even some men reeling in the wake of the event; even in everyday transactions. You won't even realise you've been timmed.
He gave her a good timming on the telephone and she submitted willingly to everything he desired. She had no clue she had been timmed, she had fallen under his magic spell.
by FATFFAT17 September 15, 2017
Tims are amazing! Fairly intelligent, good looking, and interesting. They are always good listeners and despite their occasional trashiness you love them anyway.
Person 1: Hey did you see that new guy? I wonder what his name is?
Person 2: With those good looks he must be a tim!
Person 2: With those good looks he must be a tim!
by unigirl98 January 19, 2018
"Tim" is the name of the random fifth person in a Competitive on Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, if you are matched with a party of four.
The name "Tim" or the term "Tim'd" derives from a Counter-Strike: Source player by the name of "Tim Smith".
Tim would often solo queue because of his lack of friends, which would lead him to get mad because his team would either win with a very high amount of round wins,
or lose with a very low amount. The phrase "Tim'd" would be used by Tim after feeling emotionally impacted by these matches, he would frequently say:
"They are getting Tim'd" when winning, or "We are getting Tim'd" when losing. People began using the name "Tim" after these experiences with players such as Tim.
The name "Tim" or the term "Tim'd" derives from a Counter-Strike: Source player by the name of "Tim Smith".
Tim would often solo queue because of his lack of friends, which would lead him to get mad because his team would either win with a very high amount of round wins,
or lose with a very low amount. The phrase "Tim'd" would be used by Tim after feeling emotionally impacted by these matches, he would frequently say:
"They are getting Tim'd" when winning, or "We are getting Tim'd" when losing. People began using the name "Tim" after these experiences with players such as Tim.
Hey our 5th friend isn't on so we might as well queue with a Tim.
Man, these guys are really getting Tim'd
Man, these guys are really getting Tim'd
by zoodis March 13, 2017
by Eradescent June 08, 2014
by DT October 12, 2003
The highest level of drunkness. To get to this level, you would have to be the biggest drunkin' asshole there is at this point.
Gary: I was so drunk last night that I think I was asshole drunk.
Matthew: Dude I was so far ahead of you that I was Tim drunk.
Matthew: Dude I was so far ahead of you that I was Tim drunk.
by FuckMyLifee March 28, 2009