The Before Times

Everything before about Feb 2020 when covid became a worldwide phenomenon

Tucker: Yo remember when we used to get drunk and hang?

Dave: Yea the before times were so dope
Dave and Tucker: *Silently think about how apocalyptic things are*

by Well Education October 27, 2020

good times

Very popular 1970's sitcom about a black family living in Chicago.

Example: None of you jerks have heard of the great show known as "Good Times".

by Canaduck May 3, 2004

Pump Your Tires

To compliment; to inflate someone's ego

Hey man, I'm not trying to pump your tires, but your performance tonight was amazing. Great job!

I'm not trying to pump my own tires or anything, but my homemade chocolate chip cookies are to die for!

by TirePump February 4, 2010

Tide pod

A tasty snack

I’m hungry for a tide pod

by tightfrombehind January 5, 2018

cincinnati bow ties

A sexual position where the female lays on her back and the male thrusts his penis down her throat until flush with her face. Once this is achieved the scrotum of the man can be lain down with her neck betwixt each ball. This results in the appearance of a skin bow tie. Some have speculated that if the mans pubic hairs are cut in a certain way the woman will resemble Groucho Marx when properly executed.

She took my Cincinnati bow ties and wore it like a champ.

by Sigmund Freud May 31, 2017

bad times

when shit goes wrong.

it was bad times when kian tried to steal my girlfriend.

by jimbob November 15, 2002

Modern Times

The time when people started coming to Urban Dictionary instead of the Oxford Dictionary to look up a word.

- What do they mean by "modern times".
- I don't know look it up on UD.

by Sickell September 1, 2012