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think-fuck

The act of overanalyzing a decision to the point where all options are overly complicated and useless. All hope of a positive outcome should be abandoned. thought-fucked
We decided to go with the 2-span bridge design last week but you knuckleheads showed up here on a Saturday to think-fuck this design into the oblivion?!?!
by Boxer817 January 2, 2019
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Think Dick

To suck dick so well that person makes a person come the hardest they ever had!!
After Jason went to the underground sex party he had a hot chick Think Dick to him for the first time.
by grantrubyn September 10, 2010
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Thinking straight

Joe and Bob are watching porn.
Bob: Wow, I'd totally do that chick. And those red heels of hers, wow, she just looks...
Joe:...so last season.
Therefor, Joe is NOT thinking straight.
by Frankie made us do it June 22, 2008
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Thinking with Portals

Technically used (obviously) for using Portals in a clever way, However this phrase may be used to describe thinking out of the box in general, or a replacement for that phrase. So basically it functions as a synonym for Thinking out of the box. Often used as "Now you're thinking with portals!" etc.
Guy1:"what you doin bob?"
Bob: "Just Thinking with portals"

Guy3: Maybe we can do (something really awesome and original that I can't think of right now)
Guy4: Now your Thinking with Portals!!
by Doom_Marine September 1, 2010
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to think suitcase

Originally a Norwegian expression. Means to think dirt or naughty thoughts and link almost anything that is said, to sex.
You are such a pervert, you think suitcase all the time!
by SunRoad May 13, 2005
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think straight

Damn bro im so gay i cant even think straight
by Mer(ca) March 24, 2020
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think tank

1)An organization that attempts to use creativity and higher levels of cognition to help to make the world a better place.
2)A place where neo-conservatives remove their brains and place them in a pot of boiling water. The results are then eaten just before the participants go on talk shows. Sometimes the hosts are even brought a small plate of the delicacy before the taping, to help them concentrate. Lou Dobbs is reportedly a big fan, while Bill O'Reilly does not partake. The hellfire burning in his belly is eternal, and does not need replenishment.
1)We formed a think tank to solve the problem of global warming, but thought it might be more fun to take our Escalades and Hummers out for a spin around the capitol building.
2)Before they prepared my frontal cortex for the think tank, the procedure was explained to me. They remove the areas of critical thinking, and leave only rage and the speech centers. I didn't mind, as these areas had atrophied years ago. Lip-smackin' good!
by Pantaloon January 17, 2008
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