The action of stabbing someone with a knife, then repeatedly penetrating the open wound with one's penis. Usually resulting in ejaculation by only one of the parties involved.
The ultimate insult in a knife fight!
The ultimate insult in a knife fight!
by mrs.rayray September 23, 2010
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When one has wanked ones self to the point where the foreskin tears/splits in one, or several locations not unlike lips splitting in cold weather. Continuing to wank in the face this affliction can lead to further splits as well as a slight sting when urine or seamen makes contact with said wound.
Often appears unwelcome and unannounced and is only cured through a period of abstinence.
When one has wanked ones self to the point where the foreskin tears/splits in one, or several locations not unlike lips splitting in cold weather. Continuing to wank in the face this affliction can lead to further splits as well as a slight sting when urine or seamen makes contact with said wound.
Often appears unwelcome and unannounced and is only cured through a period of abstinence.
by The Finishers January 11, 2009
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A sexual position to be done by very skilled gymnasts/acrobats only. The girl stands on her head and spreads her legs open to do the splits, while the guy stands and puts his dick in her.
by Chaotic Good Half Elf Mage January 31, 2012
Get the the splits mug.a term originating from Bloomfield Twp, MI, refers to a sexual act in which the female organs are lubricated
may be used in many other situations to express enthusiasm, positivity and confirmation.
may be used in many other situations to express enthusiasm, positivity and confirmation.
"Dude I'm totally slickin the slit tonight!"
Mom: "Jenny, did you finish cleaning your room?"
Jenny: "I'm slickin the slit mom!"
Mom: "Jenny, did you finish cleaning your room?"
Jenny: "I'm slickin the slit mom!"
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The challenge is to recognize it quickly & get the majority if not all of the urine in the toilet bowl. Piss shivers have the same effect.
The challenge is to recognize it quickly & get the majority if not all of the urine in the toilet bowl. Piss shivers have the same effect.
Whoa, in the middle of the night I had a wicked case of the splits & peed all over the floor, wall & toilet.
by TMoneyID April 5, 2010
Get the The Splits mug.The phenomenon that takes place when a once popular first-person shooter loses a majority of its player base within a few months of its initial hype due to player disinterest.
The video game 'Splitgate' once had thousands of players online and even was, at one point, the most streamed game on Twitch, but it has sadly lost more than 90% of its player base mainly due to players losing interest.
The video game 'Splitgate' once had thousands of players online and even was, at one point, the most streamed game on Twitch, but it has sadly lost more than 90% of its player base mainly due to players losing interest.
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