stand-up decision

1. a conclusion or judgment made after smoking too much marijuana and standing up from one's sedentary position

2. the altered choice to remain stationary after having smoked too marijuana and standing up with the intention of going somewhere

3. a decision made after realizing one has smoked too much marijuana and is consequently too lethargic to move

Gosh Julia, that sure was a stand-up decision we made to not go to the museum. Let's smoke some more!

by sixchairs January 4, 2009

umpire decision referral system

Cricket: A reminder of the shocking decisions Steve Bucknor had made. If it were not for these decisions, a system would not have to be in place allowing for the challenge of umpires calls regarding as to whether a batsmen is out. Each team is allowed two unsuccessful challenges per innings.

*Umpire give batsmen out LBW*
Batsmen: I'm gonna use the umpire decision referral system cos i inside edged that.

by Ranga O_o December 13, 2009

The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision

During birth, as the shape of the human child begins to take form, a duck bill also is formed. In about a week, the bill will drop off and either attach to the infant's waist, or it will journey inside the anal cavity. If the bill attaches to the waist, it becomes a penis. If it does not, the child remains a female. Some anomalies may occur, such as attaching to the nipple. This will cause a disease known as Retardednippleemia which is common if the woman who is pregnant has many sex partners. Another common defect that may occur is when two bills form and one bill tunnels up the anal cavity and the other one will attach to the waist. The male born will be homosexual. Another exception to this rule is when no duck bill forms which also causes the female to become homosexual. Science has recently proved this to be true.

Surprisingly, some doctors refuse to accept The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision, however Professor Rarington Rockwood has agreed with Galvis's theory for quite some time.

by Doctor Galvis Ph.D June 30, 2010

bad decision making assclown

A lesser known cousin of the jewpanasian, the BDMAC tends to shamelessly ask her friends for advice and then promptly turn around an do whatever she pleases. The decisions made by the BDMAC usually end with her in jail after her horrible idea ends in death and destruction. She tends to believe that she is a ninja however we all know that ninjas are not cambodian.

If a bad decision making assclown jumped off a cliff would you?

by FCW December 16, 2008

impulsive decisions at 4:18 am

something ur friends and you do at 4:18 am.

i titled my friends essay “impulsive decisions at 4:18 am” and might have accidentally turned it in. #whoops #thatsafail

by #swaggin July 11, 2019

Olympic Decision

A decision of great importance that, nonetheless, gets delayed until the last reasonable moment.

Shinzo Abe, Prime Minister of Japan, finally made the Olympic Decision to postpone the games until after the global pandemic.

by 1ijk April 23, 2020

Bed Decision

A bed decision is a decision made after having sex by two people in authority, on plan of actions with an intended negative effect on a particular person or group of persons without the benefit of due process or due diligence, for the personal purpose of one or both of the sex partners. Usually sex is used to coax a partner to agree to a decision for the benefit of the one suggesting a decision. Bed decisions can also be decisions on how to commit corruption or the improper use of the funds of the organization, or to condone a wrongful act of a particular person or group being protected by either one of the sex partners, or to obtain a certain benefit for a particular person or group. In this definition bed decisions are bad decisions or evil decisions using sex to scheme sinister plots.

The termination of Jack's employment contract was a bed decision between his female Project Manager and the Country Manager who are having an affair, because the Project Manager did not like Jack's sense of independence.

by El Django July 18, 2021