Count Blumpkula

The wonderous act of receiving a blowjob while stuffing your face full of Count Chocula ceral.

"Would you like to share a bagel for breakfast?"

"No, thanks. I paid my neighbor's son $12 to give me a Count Blumpkula, and I'm stuffed."

by ZombeeJeezus November 18, 2009

count chocula

Count chocula is possibly the most wonderful thing that has ever been invented, packaged, and sold to the general public. Crunchy, delightful, delicious, it is the only thing that keeps me alive.

i love count chocula

by Tinkerbelll April 28, 2004

Post Count

Used to show how big a forum user's e-penis is.

"Remember kids, the higher your post count, the bigger your penis"!

by Exc3$$ March 22, 2009

Stop The Count

A term used by Donald Trump to stop the election after losing the election and being a sore loser

Person 1 : Hey, did you see the election results
Person 2 : Yea Biden won
Donald Trump: STOP THE COUNT
Person 2: Fuck off

by Tejasthegod November 8, 2020

full count

In baseball a full count is when the batter has 3 balls and 2 strikes. If another ball is thrown without the batter swinging, its a walk (batter automatically gets to 1st base). If another strike is thrown and the batter swings and misses or doesn't swing and the ball is in the strike zone, thats strike 3 and the batter is out. If a foul is hit and not caught the batter continues. The batter could hit as many foul balls and not be out if the ball is not caught. A foul counts as a strike except on the third strike.

Jeter is at bat with a full count.

by tatomuck1 December 16, 2008

Fuck Count

One's number of people they have slept with. A shorter and easier way to say "the number of people I've slept with".

Josh, "My fuck count's at 4."
Seb, "Damn! My fuck count is at 5 this week alone!"
Vicky, "I lost track of my fuck count at 18."

by psebq June 24, 2009

count me in

Include me in your activity

-We`ll go snowboarding this weekend, who wants to join?
-Count me in

by erman_seattleite February 4, 2012