The sami

A small Turkish salesman with a micro penis that loves to whip it out

Oh no the Sami is over there

by Piraven's mum yarlini April 23, 2021

Case of the sams

Having a case of the sams means that when someone buys a new computer game they are addicted to they will give up their life for a number of days to play that game.

Jim: Where's Tom he hasn't been in school for the past three days?

Frank: I dont know, but I heard he got the new Halo at the weekend.

Jim: Ah! he must have a case of the sams.

by SJolly7 March 31, 2009

flip side of the same coin

Is where in essence either which way you go you are achieving essentially the same ends.

For example a sales man giving you the choice of buying a red car or the blue car. It doesn't matter which car you buy because either way you are buying the car.

Also creating two different sides that will achieve the same end result of dividing people up which relates to the divide and conquer military strategy.

Marketing focuses on convincing people to buy a product when sales focuses on the best way to sell the product, and so they are essentially work towards the same ends. They are the flip side of the same coin.

Also look up the illusion of choice and good cop bad cop.. Bottom line is think outside the box!

by formlessnessx September 26, 2006

ride the same bike

are gay.

Those two snake charmers ride the same bike.

by Observer of the Obvious October 24, 2003

Peeing in the same bowl

When two people are experiencing the same thing.

Michael :" hey whats up "

Ashley : " nothing whats with you "
Michael : "I'm pulling an all nighter writing an essay for my final .. you know the story "
Ashely :" I am too , i have to meet someone tomorrow for my rough draft"
Michael :" Wow were like peeing in the same bowl, im meeting someone tomorrow to. "

by BeatboxingBeavers December 4, 2009

salt and sugar look the same

Be careful who you trust.

Salt and sugar look the same, but they obviously taste very diffetent.

by talk2me-JCH2 May 11, 2023

The Sampler

A method of oral sex when a man (or women) eats out a womans vagina. You go in lightly, just barely licking the edge of the clit, and gradually increase the strength and length of your licks/penatrations with your tongue so you are "sampling" the woman's vag.

Some ladies consider it to be more arousing due to the gradually heightening and intensity of the licks/strokes.

Oh man Johnny gave me a the sampler last night and it really hit my spot!

Tim sampled Alexandra's pussy as he ate her out.

by middymax May 2, 2009