Zayn Malik

Harry Styles’s ex-boyfriend and soulmate.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Zayn Malik?
Person 2: Yeah! He’s Harry’s soulmate for sure.

by asdf_anya_asdf May 17, 2021

Zayn Malik

A hot gay boy from the band One Direction. Rumor has it, he cares more about his hair products than his own mother. He has diarrhea at least once every two days, due to his fear of being touched by poor people. He is flawless, like a unicorn peeing sparkling water.

Zayn Malik resembles a 4 year old gymnastics girl with yeast infection.

by Doniya Malik June 24, 2012

Eshal malik

A girl who is sooo lenggg

Eshal malik is sooo lenggg

by Anonymous126537 January 6, 2023

Fuck Malik

Lil Droptop Golf Cart lyric, featured in his opp pack smoker series of songs. FUCK MALIK!

Fuck Malik, Fuck ImDontai, I got the drop on him too.

by pringlesmascot April 17, 2022

Zayn Malik

my husband. that’s all.

Some idiot: Who’s Zayn Malik?
Me: uh my husband?

by zaynswife.com July 9, 2021

shah malik

Sexy, hot brown dude that goes to Ancaster High School. A girl a year younger than him is a little over obssessed with him. She wants to rishta that man but doesn't have the guts to. Good luck with your life, Shah Malik!

Girl: I love Shah Malik so much!

Wahhaj: ok.

by brownpower05 May 26, 2014

Faizaan Malik

A Guy Who’s Been On YouTube Since Late 2015, He Is So Handsome And Cool And Awesome, But He Only Has 20 Subscribers, He Needs Love And Embrace, And He’s A Great Excuse For Getting Out Of Doing Homework, He Makes Good Videos, And He Was Born On May 25th, 2005 (Age 14), And He Is Famous.

Mom: Why Didn’t You Do Your Homework?
Me: I’m Watching Faizaan Malik’s Videos.
Mom: Oh Okay Carry On Then.

by ZacharyLopezKirby123 July 20, 2019