Cog Haircut

The haircut of a person who has been influenced by their superiors at their place of work to only have the most basic of all haircuts. This is because they act as a cog in the machine and all that matters is their labor, not their personality. Children who go to schools with a strict dress code may also have Cog Haircuts.

Friend 2: Ayo your homie’s hair looks like ass.
Friend 1: Yeah his boss only lets him have that Cog Haircut.

by stalepork6 May 28, 2021

cogged

Describes a person or situation when someone experiences substantial cognitive dissonance (abbreviated) and the 'cogs' of the mind get stuck.

He pointed out that animals are more cruel to each other in the wild than domesticated by humans. The PETA rep became silent, unsure how to respond. Looks like he's cogged.

by Jimmawww July 09, 2021

snotch cog

to mess around, foreplay

ex: you're not a top or a bottom but a snotch cog!!

Are you down to snotch cog?

by luxury713 September 26, 2011

cog b

A person whose fucking gnarly in everything they do and are just a cool person on average.

guy: "Dude is that cog b?"
me: "yeah, he's fucking cool bro man."

by cog b November 06, 2018

Cog a gun

Equip a gun, (mostly used in ghetto slang)

1: How do you wanna get those $100?
2: I'll simply cog a gun and rob a cat.
3: You sure? Well good luck then..

by DeltaKT July 06, 2018

Cog

Noun; A door that aligns with other mechanisms, usually metal, to aid energy transfer of an engineered process.

Malek took the cog from the toolbox and placed it in the machine

by Professionaldictionary June 02, 2024

COG

Name for a small dog- too small for a dog but larger than a cat

Lisa takes her cog to work in her handbag

by Zooky April 23, 2023