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textervention

An intervention required to save someone from the debilitating effects of their mobile device addiction.
Tom: "John has been texting Julia so much lately that his wireless bill was $600 last month, and the doctor says he's developing Carpel Tunnel Syndrome... and he's starting to look cross-eyed."

Matt: "Holy smokes, yo. I think he needs a textervention."

Tom: "Yah. We'll probably have to do it via group text though."
by NickolaiS July 23, 2013
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Testorshigen

male sex hormone (testosterone) and a female sex hormone (estrogen) added together.
Testosteron + estrogen =testorshigen
by KYIisawesome May 12, 2020
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Carpal Texter Syndrom

The pain that occurs in your wrists after too much texting or emailing on your phone.

Basically carpal tunnel syndrome that is caused by excessive phone typing.
My wrists are aching. I gotta stop writing long emails on my Blackberry. It's giving me carpal texter syndrome.
by freezon January 3, 2011
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dexter the texter

The person that is useless to have a one on one real conversation with. Is so busy texting with either hand or both, or talking on a cell, and having a half-assed conversation, so you what ever and leave and they don't even notice or care even less.
My gf was being dexter the texter, so I just left.
by Guido1 February 24, 2010
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Blunt Texter

A blunt texter is someone who simply cannot carry a conversation via text message. The conversations they have are usually short and boring, thus the other person gives up trying to keep the conversation going.
Ex: Heeey! :)
Hey
What's up?
Nm jc u
Nothing.
Aha.
--wow, he's a blunt texter, I think we're done here--
by KittyPurry. October 6, 2012
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Textarrhea

When you're texting and you just can't stop texting. When you're texting up the yinyang and can't stop. When you're sending texts like water. When you text much like you poop when you have diarrhea.
guy#1: The other day I just couldn't stop texting people, I was texting so much.

guy#2: It's almost like you've got textarrhea
by lord sion October 16, 2008
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Textratary

A person who operates your handheld device while you are driving or otherwise incapacitated.
My girl Nena is my Textratary when we go on road trips. She's awesome! I can keep up with all my texts while I'm driving! I love multitasking!
by ReyMon! October 29, 2010
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