texties

Refers to people who don't have the balls to tell you something face to face so they text you instead.

People are considered texties when they break up with significant others via text and not in person.

by teezy22 October 6, 2009

textless

Unable to send/receive/process text messages. Used in reference to a cell phone.

Bob had one of those old early '90 phones and therefore he was textless.

by GRich108 January 12, 2006

Texticles

Text messages sent inadvertently by ones testicles when the phone is, for example in ones pocket, while walking.

Oh great, more texticles from John. He needs to have himself neutered.

by Dan Linnaeus November 27, 2012

Texticle

A form of texting similar to sexting. The text message usually contains a graphic image of ones pubic area. The message is usually sent because the sender wants a similar message back from the person that they sent it to. The sender is usually of male gender being that males have testicles.

"If I texticle you will you sext me back?"

by big children August 12, 2009

Textilepsy

When your phone is on vibrate and it goes off when there is no message or you have a lot of texts coming in at any given time.

My phone has textilepsy, it's vibrating more than a dildo having a seizure!

by Lila Tourenette December 12, 2010

Textileptic

Someone who's phone is constantly on vibrate when they get a lot of texts; The owner of a phone that won't stop vibrating; someone who sends a lot of messages to other phones

Crystina's phone is constantly vibrating. She's such a textileptic.

by Lila Tourenette December 12, 2010

Status Textilepticus

When someone is triggered and begins to text impulsively out of anger and emotion.

Michael became upset because I slept with his mother and went full blown Status Textilepticus, when he started sending me messages.

by JayyTheOrc April 5, 2019